hitch hiker
Some years ago I stopped and picked up a beautiful female hitch hiker. After several miles further on we got talking a little more freely so I asked her what she did for a living. Well her reply surprised me to say the least.
She said she din't have to work as she was a witch, OH yer!!! So I said if your a witch prove it. So she put her hand on my knee and I turned into a layby.