Join for free
Page 82 of 132 « First < 32 72 80 81 82 83 84 92 > Last »
JBR's Avatar
JBR
Chatterbox
JBR is offline
Cheshire, UK
Joined: Sep 2015
Posts: 32,785
JBR is male  JBR has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
 
16-06-2018, 03:46 PM
811

Re: Jokes for blokes

Originally Posted by Besoeker ->
The Russian circus comes to Glasgow....
Brilliant. Nicked... with yer permission o'course.
Pug's Avatar
Pug
Chatterbox
Pug is offline
East Anglia,UK
Joined: Dec 2014
Posts: 5,400
Pug is male  Pug has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
 
16-06-2018, 04:23 PM
812

Re: Jokes for blokes

HUH...YOU'D still be stroking it better!
Besoeker's Avatar
Besoeker
Chatterbox
Besoeker is offline
Doncaster, UK
Joined: Jun 2018
Posts: 7,276
Besoeker is male  Besoeker has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
 
16-06-2018, 04:27 PM
813

Re: Jokes for blokes

Originally Posted by JBR ->
Brilliant. Nicked... with yer permission o'course.
I nicked it too - from Sir Billy....
Judd's Avatar
Judd
Chatterbox
Judd is offline
West Riding of Yorkshire
Joined: Oct 2015
Posts: 12,538
Judd is male  Judd has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
 
16-06-2018, 06:30 PM
814

Re: Jokes for blokes

I was having a walk this morning at 10am when I heard a noise from the lake, I went to investigate and saw Jeremy Corbyn waving his arms about obviously in difficulty in the water and going to drown. Being a responsible citizen I immediately went home and summoned the authorities. It's 11PM now, and no one has attended, I fear I might have wasted a stamp.
JBR's Avatar
JBR
Chatterbox
JBR is offline
Cheshire, UK
Joined: Sep 2015
Posts: 32,785
JBR is male  JBR has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
 
16-06-2018, 06:34 PM
815

Re: Jokes for blokes

Originally Posted by Judd ->
I was having a walk this morning at 10am when I heard a noise from the lake, I went to investigate and saw Jeremy Corbyn waving his arms about obviously in difficulty in the water and going to drown. Being a responsible citizen I immediately went home and summoned the authorities. It's 11PM now, and no one has attended, I fear I might have wasted a stamp.


Poor Jeremy. Why do so many people make fun of him?
Judd's Avatar
Judd
Chatterbox
Judd is offline
West Riding of Yorkshire
Joined: Oct 2015
Posts: 12,538
Judd is male  Judd has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
 
17-06-2018, 12:32 PM
816

Re: Jokes for blokes

I was invited to do a comedy stand-up routine at the local Dyslexia Association's Gala Dinner.
When I went on stage and was announced as a comedian, one of the audience shouted "Go on then, let's see you change colour"
Besoeker's Avatar
Besoeker
Chatterbox
Besoeker is offline
Doncaster, UK
Joined: Jun 2018
Posts: 7,276
Besoeker is male  Besoeker has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
 
17-06-2018, 03:49 PM
817

Re: Jokes for blokes

Originally Posted by Judd ->
I was invited to do a comedy stand-up routine at the local Dyslexia Association's Gala Dinner.
When I went on stage and was announced as a comedian, one of the audience shouted "Go on then, let's see you change colour"
Whereupon you burst in the that Culture Club number "come a chameleon"
JBR's Avatar
JBR
Chatterbox
JBR is offline
Cheshire, UK
Joined: Sep 2015
Posts: 32,785
JBR is male  JBR has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
 
17-06-2018, 03:49 PM
818

Re: Jokes for blokes

Originally Posted by Judd ->
I was invited to do a comedy stand-up routine at the local Dyslexia Association's Gala Dinner.
When I went on stage and was announced as a comedian, one of the audience shouted "Go on then, let's see you change colour"


Keep 'em coming! The best ones I nick and post on my local Facebook!
Sweetie pie
Chatterbox
Sweetie pie is offline
Dorset
Joined: Oct 2016
Posts: 27,450
Sweetie pie is female  Sweetie pie has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
 
17-06-2018, 04:12 PM
819

Re: Jokes for blokes

What's the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Behind every angry woman is a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.
Pug's Avatar
Pug
Chatterbox
Pug is offline
East Anglia,UK
Joined: Dec 2014
Posts: 5,400
Pug is male  Pug has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
 
17-06-2018, 04:23 PM
820

Re: Jokes for blokes

My mate's doctor told him he has to give up drinking alcohol.
...so he's wandering around with a beer mat stuck to his arm...
 
Page 82 of 132 « First < 32 72 80 81 82 83 84 92 > Last »

Thread Tools


© Copyright 2009, Over50sForum   Contact Us | Over 50s Forum! | Archive | Privacy Statement | Terms of Use | Top

Powered by vBulletin Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.