17-04-2018, 11:56 PM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Originally Posted by Robert Junior
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I have recently become dyslectric. I was hoping the scribblers would write a script.Our first hurdle !
I'm auditioning for Henry VIII meets Red Riding Hood at the Playhouse Sydney - opening Dec 12th 2020!
18-04-2018, 06:41 AM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Originally Posted by Robert Junior
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I have recently become dyslectric. I was hoping the scribblers would write a script.Our first hurdle !
18-04-2018, 01:08 PM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Henry the eight meets Little Red Riding Hood? I hope you get the part Gummy, what part was that anyway- the granny?
I’m anxiously awaiting news of my recent audition for “John’s Amazing Technicolor Loo Paper” it’s a big musical production to be staged at the Gate Theatre here in December, I’m not fussy though, any roll will do me.
The scene is the canteen on a large sheep farm in Wallaballa Bang on a very hot day.
Gumbud is seated alone at the counter dressed in jeans and string vest, he has just finished his shift having sheared 500 sheep, he is knackered, drops of sweat from his brow periodically drop into his beer mug.
Pug enters wearing a pink frock trimmed with white lace, a matching pink bonnet and shepherd’s crook in hand Little Bo Peep style.
Pug.(smiling) “Hello big boy, have you seen any sheep today?”
Gumbud. (frowning) “You tryin’ ta be funny girlie?”
And before you know it the pair of them are at it again hammer and tongs.
Somehow I don’t think it would work RJ.
18-04-2018, 02:22 PM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
"I say,I say,I say-is this a hammer I see before me? The handle turned toward m...oh,silly me...it's the EVIL GUMBUD [loud boo's from audience] with his willy out again!"[gumbud] "'Allo,my darlings! I've come twice already today".[sniggers]
[Sir Pug] "Come twice,you say? Good LORD man,surely you lie-for there is but one bus per day to Puggy Island!"
[gumbud] "True-but I came over the boa...I mean,came over ON the boat [crowd jeers & laughs]...I like pulling my own tiller,y'see-it gives me great joy as I bob about...btw-is Bob about?"
[Sir Pug]
No-he's gone fishing on his boat with Jem,on the river Chuff.
It's only a small one-but Jem really enjoys taking it up the Chuff!
[gumbud] DAMN! he beat me to it...this Vaseline'll be wasted now!"
Sir Pug] Oh,I dunno.....bend over!
[gumbud {as he eagerly touches his toes}] "Ooh,you are awful...but I like you!"
[crowd goes wild,cheering,clapping,whistling,demanding encores,etc]
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