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22-03-2018, 01:39 PM
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Worm question

How can you tell which end of a worm is the head?

Easy

You tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs
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22-03-2018, 01:45 PM
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Re: Worm question

Lovely jubbly.
I sometimes go down the garden and eat worms.
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22-03-2018, 01:47 PM
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Re: Worm question

What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!

What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple?
Worm your way out of that one!
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22-03-2018, 01:56 PM
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Re: Worm question

snail goes into a police station saying he had just been mugged.
the policemen asked who mugged him and the snail said two slugs.
Would he recognise them again asked the policeman
No said the snail it happened too fast
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22-03-2018, 07:10 PM
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I knew this would end up getting moved realspeed.
Try and worm your way out of that.
 

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