23-04-2018, 08:45 PM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Originally Posted by solo
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Wow am I glad gumbud gave me wind .
23-04-2018, 08:52 PM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
What did gummy give me- annoying noises, I thought we covered that last year when farting ran into 8 pages, God almighty it took another 20 pages to get rid of the smell alone.
One of the most annoying noises for me in the past was the idiots who ‘rat-a-tat-tat’ on the door knocker, they don’t give you a chance to get to the door before they rap another blast on the knocker, you don’t get much of it now with the door bells, but these self important gobshites thought they were a force to be reckoned with, you’ll dance to their tune or else, HP collectors, gas meter readers, TV license fellas, ESB readers, council officials, election candidates, and a few more, indeed the very few times I had policemen call their knocks were always polite little taps.
Anytime I had to open the door to the rat-a-tat-tats I told them never to knock like that again unless they want to tell me my house is on fire.
I’ll think of lots more annoying noises have no fear, he’ll be sorry he ever asked me.
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