Steven Speilberg...
Steven Spielberg was busy discussing his new action adventure about famous classical composers.
Bruce Willis, Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger were in the room.
"Who do you want to play?" Spielberg asked Bruce Willis. "I've always been a big fan of Chopin," said Bruce. "I'd love to play him."
"And you, Sylvester?" asked Spielberg. "Mozart's the one for me!" said Sly.
"What about you?" Spielberg asked Arnold Schwarzenegger. "I'll be Bach," said Arnie.