06-11-2017, 12:48 AM
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Originally Posted by JBR
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Ah, I can see what you're doing wrong.My advice, when you feel that one is coming, is to elevate one cheek from the surface of the chair. This will facilitate the free emission of the errant gas.
06-11-2017, 12:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Rehab44
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Everyone is a critic these days, I am sure Einstein never had to put up with this, what you have suggested is like telling the scientists at CERN to replace their large Hardon Collider (see what I did there, clever uh?) with a couple of dustbins. This is Science and I will continue to research this phenomenon despite the criticism. The dog, (Fang der Wunderhund) is getting blamed by Mrs Rehab for the aromas.
A must in any social gathering.
So what's the technique when standing homo erectus? See what I did there, I got you thinking I was talking dirty but really only meant you're in the vertical, standing up.
Is the technique to clench the buttocks?
Or cork it?
Clearly to attempt the latter is unadvisable if wearing bicycle clips.
06-11-2017, 12:59 AM
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Easy peasy dear Mort, when standing by the fire at the club with a very cheeky glass of port and one feels the urge, I recite that great Shakespearean sonnet,’wherever you might be, let your wind go free,
Be it in church or chapel,
Let the bugger rattle’
So I tend to release a a silent and deadly and with a little shake of the trouser leg (no bicycle clips allowed in the club) walk casually away. Like I said easy peasy.
06-11-2017, 01:06 AM
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Surely you mean the tune .. Something In the Air by Thunderclap Newman?Call out the instigators
Because there's something in the air
I just can't feeling that's a shocking waste of your natural talent when wind farms , which some say are an eyesore, could be propelled by your goodself ... not to mention that a chap in Y fronts (overwashed grey not white) wouldn't be nearly such a blot on the landscape or such a sore sight for eyes.
06-11-2017, 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Morticia
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Surely you mean the tune .. Something In the Air by Thunderclap Newman?Call out the instigators
Because there's something in the air
I just can't feeling that's a shocking waste of your natural talent when wind farms , which some say are an eyesore, could be propelled by your goodself ... not to mention that a chap in Y fronts (overwashed grey not white) wouldn't be nearly such a blot on the landscape or such a sore sight for eyes.
06-11-2017, 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Rehab44
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The mental image of a row of old men crouched down and farting is not pretty, I will need some brain bleach to get rid of it .
06-11-2017, 02:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Rehab44
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Blame Morty, it was her idea
BTW when is the last time you ironed the creases out of your Birthday suit?
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