Re: 'Over my Shoulder'!
Originally Posted by
OldGreyFox
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A POLICE OFFICERS REPORT
After concealing my vehicle amongst the green leafy hedgerows of Gloucestershire I waited for the unwary speeding driver to make my job worthwhile for that day. After waiting for quite a while it was obvious that it was not going to be fruitful. The sun streamed through the window and my thoughts drifted to an unsuccessful week of crime fighting, at that moment a Honda passed by and as I glanced through the rear window I could see that the female driver did not appear to be wearing a seatbelt. Perhaps I could at least provide one fine to justify my existence for this week. I immediately gave chase with lights flashing and heart beating in my ears anticipating the impending bust.
The Honda pulled to the side of the road and I came to a halt behind. I stepped out of my car and approached the vehicle tapping gently on the window.
By this time I had realised that the driver had indeed been wearing a seat belt but due to her womanly curves had slipped down and could not be seen from behind.
As the drivers side window of the Honda slid down into the door with a gentle hum and the reflection of the sun upon the glass disappeared it exposed a very pretty smiling face. She was wearing a low cut dress and exposed an ample bosom, I could feel the heat rising into my cheeks and I tried to look away, but lowering my eyes made the situation worse as her dress had ridden up slightly to reveal two very pretty tanned knees and a few inches of thigh.
Feeling rather like a fool with a red face I made up some story about some clips she could purchase from Halfords and bid her good morning.......
Ha! Ha! Ha!
How erudite and intuative.
You Sir, are 'Tonic for the Troops'
How did you know he was waiting to apprehend speeding motorists, until he spied me drivng by? And in a Side Road too.
Of coure I am much too modest to show my knees as I remember the advice ot 'Sister Marie Louise' in my Convent School, all those years ago
Girls! "Always sit with your knees together at all times.
Very good advice in all situations.