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Love 'em!

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Bloody brilliant TessA

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I've heard this quite often!

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A group of women friends went on a bungee jump for charity. The first one was strapped in and jumped successfully, then the second one was strapped in and jumped. SPLAT! her face hit the tarmac below breaking her nose and knocking out her front teeth - one of the women said "I knew that bitch was lying about her weight"

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This guy is hilarious! He reads things as people post them with bad spelling!

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A woman lying in a hospital bed was approached by a doctor.
"Mrs Jones, We have some good news and some bad news for you"
"What's the bad news?"
"I'm sorry, but we have to amputate both of your legs"
"Oh no!" she wailed "What's the good news?"
"The woman in the next bed wants to buy your slippers"

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Sally met up with her friend Joyce while shopping. Joyce said " That's a lovely new locket you have on,what's in it?"

Sally said" A piece of my husband's hair"

Joyce said "But your husband is still alive"

Sally said "I know, but his hair has gone"

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My boyfriend suggested role play to spice up our love life!
He fancied "Super Heroes" and order us some costumes on t'internet.
I was looking forward to Batman and Catwoman or Superman and Wonderwoman...

I soon got fed up of being told, "Shush Penfold!"

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Q. How can you tell when a man is well hung?

A. When you can just barely slip your finger between his neck and the noose.

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Q. Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating?

A. To stop the snoring before it starts.