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What happens if you get an erection, in the toilet whilst farting?
what you mean it's never happened OR it did happen and you were flumuxed?
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That was all well and good in the old days, when, in the shitters, you could clasp a ceramic Knob.
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Or, you say to yourself.. That's painful.
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27-11-2015, 10:23 AM
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That was all well and good in the old days, when, in the shitters, you could clasp a ceramic Knob.
never realized you were so kinky spittie - "clasp a ceramic knob"

isn't that's what the sailor said to the vicars daughter when she said "can I take your cane?"
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27-11-2015, 10:31 AM
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when a teenager I used to have a coffee/beer with two characters who were doing evening studies with me. One was female who I never really fancied much and thought she was getting in the way of me and me mate.

somehow after many years we have re-connected by email - she is in texas and me in oz - she sent me a recent photo and I can still see distinguishing facial features. Now I can see what I would have been getting into had I made a play all those years back!!

one of those unique opportunities that are very rare in life
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Don't feel too bad,gumbud-I recently met a maiden with whom I oft spent a happy hour or two......and realised what a close call it was,the day I decided not to pursue the physical joys with an offer of furtherance.

My WORD,she's put on around eight stone...and chain smokes.

No-we had very good times,in the days when she was queen of the black babydoll nightie...but they belong in the memory bank.
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Oh yes those were the days.
Amongst the many jobs I had after ending my national service. There was this randy girl that we spent time in the warehouse not checking stock as we were supposed to be doing.
I often wonder what happened to her.
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Don't feel too bad,gumbud-I recently met a maiden with whom I oft spent a happy hour or two......and realised what a close call it was,the day I decided not to pursue the physical joys with an offer of furtherance.

My WORD,she's put on around eight stone...and chain smokes.

No-we had very good times,in the days when she was queen of the black babydoll nightie...but they belong in the memory bank.

thanks pug for those sympathetic thoughts - us men must stick together as we are persued by needy women!!
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Oh yes those were the days.
Amongst the many jobs I had after ending my national service. There was this randy girl that we spent time in the warehouse not checking stock as we were supposed to be doing.
I often wonder what happened to her.
omg emjay you don't think she's still there checking stock do you?
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Oh yes those were the days.
Amongst the many jobs I had after ending my national service. There was this randy girl that we spent time in the warehouse not checking stock as we were supposed to be doing.
I often wonder what happened to her.
I bet she was left on the shelf.
 
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