Text Talk

You need a degree in cryptology nowadays to decipher texts from your kids with all their LOL,OMG, TTYL etc, so it's time us oldies had our own codes.

ATD - At the Doctor's
AGV - Anyone Got Viagra
BFF - Best Friend's Funeral
BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
BYOT - Bring your own teeth
DWI - Driving While Incontinent
FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
FYI - Found Your Insulin
GBD - Gas Bill Due
GGLKI Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In
GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA - Got Heartburn Again
IGS - I'm Going Shopping
LOL - Living on Lipitor
TOT - Texting on Toilet
TTYL - Talk to You Louder
WMSL - Wet My Self Laughing
WNM - Wife Needs Money
WTP - Where's The Prunes?

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Very funny Pie Man. I wonder what would happen if all the Brexit negotiations were done in Text Talk...... could bring some interesting results!

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I think I shall have to print this one off.

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Hi

Brilliant, love it.

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Don't get me started on Text speak I can spend half the day trying to work out what various family members are saying to me in texts .....

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FLDBSHAP..Feel Like Death But Still Have A Pulse.

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Mine know better than to send texts not written in English to me they don't get what they want, I repsond with whatever I feel like saying and they dint like that very much, other day Nate texted cul8er I texted back yes lovely day and when you get home you can help clean the oven that's a lovely offer. He wasn't best impressed but he did clean the oven for me

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That is brilliant pie man, so funny

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Very funny. I particularly like FWIW.

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I do like a bit of wit and humour-good post.