Not a chance mate, I would rather give birth which I gather is a mild discomfort.

So poor LD now has to suffer from My Ding a Ling as well as MAN FLU. And having loose plants in a shed must be a side effect ive never heard of
before, sounds painful.
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Very astute you are this morning young Nom. Very remiss of me, I put it down to the trauma of finding myself bundled into a sack and being locked in all night.
I have corrected my errors now, and hope all is clear.

You needn't push your luck either, we have fully trained reps in your area too, y'know.

Phew . . only just got back Twink, and thank you for your concern.
The little devil ambushed me and locked me in his shed overnight, but I escaped through a couple of loose planks in the back wall.

I had a word with the poor long-suffering Mrs. Dongles, and between sneezes, she gave her full permission to carry on with the 'Bell Insertion' operation. We also confiscated the remote, so he will have to get off the settee now to search for it.

He was just as we expected, and stamped his feet and complained, but when he realised we intended to ignore it all - especially when he cried - he finally promised to get his act together and do something useful instead of malingering further.

I left then, to the sound of a gently tinkling bell ringing as he walked.
Job done.

NEXT . . .

Were there pictures?!

That made me laugh Mups. So much so that I have now had a relapse and I am back on the sofa.

I'll see you at 9pm as arranged.

DONT GO MUPS, HE IS NOT TO BE TRUSTED!