How To Keep Healthy.

When the doctor gives you a needle he first cleans your skin with alcohol
Why?
Because Alcohol KILLS GERMS.
So:
I walk to the pub. (Exercise.)
I put lime in my vodka. (Fruit.)
Celery in my Bloody Mary. (Veggies.)
Drink outdoors on the patio. (Fresh air.)
Tell jokes and laugh. (Eliminate stress.)
Then I pass out. (Rest.)
The way I see it,
if you keep your alcohol levels up,
flu germs can't get you!
REMEMBER:
'A shot in the glass
is better than one in the ass!'

Re: How To Keep Healthy.

That is very funny Longfellows (or should I call you Fongle )
but I think I could find a few flaws in your claim.

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I second that longfellow, being a health freak myself.

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I reckon you have got it sussed.

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It all sounds good to me

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It also kills the liver, the brain, too, if you drink enough.

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I drink so you dont have to.

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You're so good to us Nommy, your dedication to our welfare is very endearing.