Slight groan.
Why does Kermit the frog have the internet? Frogspawn.
"Turn that music down now, it's way too loud!". Sound advice.
Donald Trump has announced that he’s going to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese. He wants to make America grate again!
My wife said she's had enough of me because I always get my directions mixed up.. So I just packed my bags and right...