You gotta love her.
At the doctors the other day for a check up... Took the missus along for a bit of company.. We went into the examination room and the doctor said to me "I'll need a urine sample and a stool sample " ... Being a bit hard of hearing, I turned round to the missus and said " what did he say.? "... She yelled back at me " give him you're underpants.!!!!! "