Husband and wife funnies.

Wife : Shall I prepare Curry or Soup today?
Husband : First make it, we will name it later
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A frustrated husband in front of his laptop :
Dear Google, please do not behave like my wife..
Please allow me to complete my sentence before you start guessing & suggesting.

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A married man's prayer :
Dear God, You gave me childhood, you took it away.
You gave me youth, you took it away.
You gave me a wife ... It’s been years now, just reminding you.
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A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work.
His wife begins screaming at him whilst his friend just sits and listens in:
"My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are
not done, I'm still in my pyjamas and I can't be bothered with cooking
tonight ! Why the hell did you bring him home?"
Husband answers: "Because he's thinking of getting married"
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Employee: Sir, You are like a lion in the office! What about at home ???
Boss : I am a lion at home too, but there we have a lion tamer !!!
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A couple were having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served,
the husband said, "the food looks delicious, let's eat."
Wife: Honey ... you say a prayer before eating at home!
Husband: That's at home sweetheart ... here the chef knows how to cook!
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Best Slogan on a MAN's T-Shirt :
"Please Do Not Disturb Me,
I am Married and already very Disturbed"

Re: Husband and wife funnies.

How on earth are these Husband and Wife funnies... When there are all centered on the Wife as being stupid? Fool

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Now now SS there is one there at least.

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Love them.

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I thought they funny, gave me a little laugh on this rainy afternoon.

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It's mean and rotten... but hey it's rainy here too..................... so who cares

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