03-10-2017, 02:17 PM
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Re: A Few Funnies (For those with a sense of humour.)
Originally Posted by Leia
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Don't you ever shake it all about?
03-10-2017, 02:35 PM
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Re: A Few Funnies (For those with a sense of humour.)
Originally Posted by Old Supporter
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Yes, but if you shake it more than once, you are told you are playing with it.
Some people just plonk Willy back into their trousers without shaking it, probably still with dregs of the wee on it. YUCK!
To avoid that I must admit I give mine a helluva shake.
I do get some queer looks mind!
03-10-2017, 09:57 PM
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Re: A Few Funnies (For those with a sense of humour.)
Originally Posted by longfellow
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Thats the only good thing about the meds I am on BC.They make my hands shake so it saves me alot of time.
Plus I always have a smile on my face when I leave the loo..
You can talk Longfellow.
I have it worse than that!
Following my Hernia op I have been put on 20 mil of lactulose twice a day to help me poo.
The person sitting in the next cubicle to me in the bog doesn’t have a ruddy smile on his flippin’ face
04-10-2017, 09:03 AM
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Re: A Few Funnies (For those with a sense of humour.)
Originally Posted by Boozercruiser
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You can talk Longfellow.
I have it worse than that!
Following my Hernia op I have been put on 20 mil of lactulose twice a day to help me poo.
The person sitting in the next cubicle to me in the bog doesn’t have a ruddy smile on his flippin’ face
Pooooo oooooer we are a bit posh aren't we.
I bet you even use soft toilet paper as well.
We have the Evening Gazette in our house..
Ooooo the piles brings tears to my eyes just thinking about it.
That reminds me I have to go out the back and dig another hole and move the lavvy over it.
04-10-2017, 04:00 PM
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Re: A Few Funnies (For those with a sense of humour.)
That reminds me of a sonnet that William Shakespear wrote about the time that the lowest of the low were employed as dungmen to empty the toilet at the bottom of the garden for rich people.The moon did shine upon the closet door
The dungman had a fit
The wind did blow the candle out
Our Jack fell in the SH*T
04-10-2017, 04:16 PM
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Re: A Few Funnies (For those with a sense of humour.)
Originally Posted by Old Supporter
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That reminds me of a sonnet that William Shakespear wrote about the time that the lowest of the low were employed as dungmen to empty the toilet at the bottom of the garden for rich people.The moon did shine upon the closet door
The dungman had a fit
The wind did blow the candle out
Our Jack fell in the SH*T
At least there is is one thing I can say about you Old Supporter.
You are so full of
Knowledge!
04-10-2017, 04:19 PM
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Re: A Few Funnies (For those with a sense of humour.)
Originally Posted by longfellow
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Pooooo oooooer we are a bit posh aren't we.
I bet you even use soft toilet paper as well.
We have the Evening Gazette in our house..
Ooooo the piles brings tears to my eyes just thinking about it.
That reminds me I have to go out the back and dig another hole and move the lavvy over it.
Please explain.
What is a Lavvy?
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