Rednecks and medical terminology

Rednecks have the lowest stress rate because they do not understand medical terminology...




Medical Term

Redneck Definition

Artery

The study of paintings

Bacteria

Back door to cafeteria
Barium

What doctors do when patients die
Benign

What you be, after you be eight
Caesarean Section

A neighborhood in Rome
Cat scan

Searching for Kitty
Cauterize

Made eye contact with her
Colic

A sheep dog
Coma

A punctuation mark
Dilate

To live long
Enema

Not a friend
Fester

Quicker than someone else
Fibula

A small lie
Impotent

Distinguished, well known
Labor Pain

Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff

A Doctor's cane
Morbid

A higher offer
Nitrates

Rates of Pay for Working at Night. Normally more money than Days
Node

I knew it
Outpatient

A person who has fainted
Pelvis

Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative

A letter carrier
Recovery Room

Place to do upholstery
Rectum

Nearly killed him
Secretion

Hiding something
Seizure

Roman Emperor
Tablet

A small table
Terminal Illness

Getting sick at the airport
Tumor

One plus one more
Urine

Opposite of you're out