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19-07-2018, 01:21 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

There once was a lady called Mary
Who was short, fat and very hairy
Sounds just like my wife
The love of my life
But if she sees this she’ll be scary!

Now then.


I’ve just had a bright idea
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19-07-2018, 01:24 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

I've just had a bright idea
When I get meself into gear
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19-07-2018, 01:32 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

I've just had a bright idea
When I get meself into gear
I am beginning to think
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19-07-2018, 01:33 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

I've just had a bright idea
When I get meself into gear
I am beginning to think
I'm starting to stink
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19-07-2018, 01:51 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

I've just had a bright idea
When I get meself into gear
I am beginning to think
I'm starting to stink
Is that why they’re all keeping clear


It’s time to make some lunch
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19-07-2018, 02:06 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

It’s time to make some lunch
I think on some salad I'll munch
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19-07-2018, 03:10 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

It’s time to make some lunch
I think on some salad I'll munch
I'll have ice cream for pud
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19-07-2018, 03:30 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

It’s time to make some lunch
I think on some salad I'll munch
I'll have ice cream for pud
Not too much - I'll be good
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19-07-2018, 03:56 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

It’s time to make some lunch
I think on some salad I'll munch
I'll have ice cream for pud
Not too much - I'll be good
Or my waistline I'll have to scrunch

While wandering off to the end of the pier
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19-07-2018, 03:57 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

While wandering off to the end of the pier
A pie in hand and a can of beer
 
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