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20-03-2014, 01:02 PM
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Ah, but if you fill your house with clutter
Some will think there is something the mutter
After all don't them hoarders have the same idea?
They ends up with a full house with no area clear

No, cast aside all that old dust gathering junk
You can have a tidy house free of gunk
That is neat, clean, modern and airy
Don't mean you are a soppy fairy
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20-03-2014, 02:18 PM
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Some fairies are soppy and some are clever
And some of them have been named, Trevor
Whether or not they are female or male
Is a good question and one to regale

So we may ponder, long and hard
Whilst sorting the clutter and giving it large
Is fairy Trevor clever or silly
And is that bulge in its pants a willie ?
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20-03-2014, 02:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Rachel ->
Some fairies are soppy and some are clever
And some of them have been named, Trevor
Whether or not they are female or male
Is a good question and one to regale

So we may ponder, long and hard
Whilst sorting the clutter and giving it large
Is fairy Trevor clever or silly
And is that bulge in its pants a willie ?
I'm beginning to think you is willie fixated .
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20-03-2014, 05:39 PM
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There is clutter, one can't see or touch
But it runs you ragged, just as much
The only way to get things in tune
Is to have a whip round
With the Cerebral Vacuum.
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20-03-2014, 06:35 PM
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No ... get someone else to do it mi dear
Then we can carry on playing here
Lots of fun and friends to make
People to chat with, however late

Into the night and next day too
Discussing, laughing and working through
Until we reach a time for sleep
Replenish our braincells and rest our feet

Dreaming of all that's happened to date,
Distant lands and foreign states
Constantly learning since the day we were born
And then to awake with the new day at dawn
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20-03-2014, 09:02 PM
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Some junk can come in handy
like when you need an odd shaped screw
I found one that was just dandy
when the heel fell off her shoe.
boy was she happy I found the answer
and lucky she married a hoarding chancer.
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20-03-2014, 09:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Jem ->
Some junk can come in handy
like when you need an odd shaped screw
I found one that was just dandy
when the heel fell off her shoe.
boy was she happy I found the answer
and lucky she married a hoarding chancer.
Ooooo yesss
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20-03-2014, 11:59 PM
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I never mentioned the word 'junk'
it's not part of my vocab same as 'punk'
my 'clutter' is well positioned here
it lies like jewels full of glare

now junk is junk and should be sunk
it's passed it's use by date I thunk
my cluttered items still have use
and should not receive abuse

so clutter simple means well placed
within the realm of mens embrace
we should all have our 'clutter rooms'
banned to women and their brooms!
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21-03-2014, 10:20 AM
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brooms .... ?

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21-03-2014, 10:34 AM
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Junk it may not be to you and me
forgive me what I said
The ribs word you see
kept ringing in my head.
 
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