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06-08-2015, 11:32 PM
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Re: Fun Being Disabled!!

Originally Posted by Jem ->
Yes indeed Gumbud, temporally disabled in the mind thanks to Mr. Sandeman, but he is a great teacher.
how did that old everygreen go??

Mr sandeman give me a tune???????? dah dah da dum
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07-08-2015, 04:08 AM
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Soft shoe shuffle

My neurological condition left me with a temporary slight drop of the right foot which wouldn’t lift up as it normal does at each step. I would be walking down the street with a friend and come across uneven pavement slabs - that was it – right shoe caught in slab and to prevent falling I would take off at a gallop much to my mates surprise who exclaimed “ we were just engaged in conversation when you broke out in a trot – is this normal for you?” – sure is says I only way to survive!

When working for some time in an OPH one of the guys had parkinsonism and associated dementia. He would be assisted to dress each morning and then told to walk down to the breakfast room. Unfortunately he would often break out into a trot and there would have to be an aide at the other end to catch him before he careered into a table and chairs, as once he started trotting he couldn’t stop.
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07-08-2015, 06:25 AM
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It is known as FESTINATING Gumbuddy.
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07-08-2015, 06:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Robert Junior ->
It is known as FESTINATING Gumbuddy.
well a good festinating to you tooJB

a festing we will go
a festing we will go
just a blinded eye and a drooping toe
a festing we will go!

I caught my second wife on the hop - she was festinating with double twirls towards me!
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07-08-2015, 07:46 AM
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well a good festinating to you tooJB

a festing we will go
a festing we will go
just a blinded eye and a drooping toe
a festing we will go!

I caught my second wife on the hop - she was festinating with double twirls towards me!
Lured by double TWIRLS, darn those choc bars.
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07-08-2015, 08:04 AM
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have a good mate of mine who unfortunately has Huntingdons Chorea and now being nursed in a home - he just has a passion for chocolate bars. the nurses originally wanted to assist him eat the bar but he is a rather obstinate fellow and insisted on doing it himself - not a pretty site; not a pretty site. But heh for a small amount of pleasure he can be cleaned up!
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07-08-2015, 01:35 PM
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Originally Posted by gumbud ->
how did that old everygreen go??

Mr sandeman give me a tune???????? dah dah da dum
Specially for you Gumbud.


Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream
Make him the cutest that I've ever seen
Give him two lips like roses and clover
Then tell him that his lonesome nights are over

Sandman, I'm so alone
Don't have nobody to call my own
Please turn on your magic beams
Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream

Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream
Make him the cutest that I've ever seen
Give him the word that I'm not a rover
Then tell him that his lonesome nights are over

Sandman, I'm so alone
Don't have nobody to call my own
Please turn on your magic beams
Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream

Enter Sandman
Uh, yeah
Bring me a nightmare
Give him a pair of eyes with a frightening gleam
Give him a beer ad empty beer cans
And long wavy hair like Pat the Wolfman

Mr. Sandman, someone to dread
Someone who's creepy and after my head
So please turn on your magic beams
Mr. Sandman bring us
Please, please, please Mr. Sandman
Bring us a dream
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08-08-2015, 06:47 AM
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Re: Fun Being Disabled!!

Originally Posted by Jem ->
Specially for you Gumbud.


Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream
Make him the cutest that I've ever seen
Give him two lips like roses and clover
Then tell him that his lonesome nights are over

Sandman, I'm so alone
Don't have nobody to call my own
Please turn on your magic beams
Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream

Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream
Make him the cutest that I've ever seen
Give him the word that I'm not a rover
Then tell him that his lonesome nights are over

Sandman, I'm so alone
Don't have nobody to call my own
Please turn on your magic beams
Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream

Enter Sandman
Uh, yeah
Bring me a nightmare
Give him a pair of eyes with a frightening gleam
Give him a beer ad empty beer cans
And long wavy hair like Pat the Wolfman

Mr. Sandman, someone to dread
Someone who's creepy and after my head
So please turn on your magic beams
Mr. Sandman bring us
Please, please, please Mr. Sandman
Bring us a dream
obviously the rantings and ravings of a severely disabled personage; how marvelous for our thread!!

[Psychological analysis:

Sandman –obviously a man who could play with sand and perhaps make it into glass – ah!! And drug dealer no doubt!

Give him two lips like roses and clover – have you ever seen lips like roses and clover – a drug nightmare indeed – I cannot imagine it. – a lipsticked man and the devil disguised as clover?
Give him the word that I'm not a rover – a rover in the Victorian times was a prostitute – she obviously is one and wishes to wash away the shame!

“Enter Sandman
Uh, yeah
Bring me a nightmare
Give him a pair of eyes with a frightening gleam
Give him a beer ad empty beer cans
And long wavy hair like Pat the Wolfman

Mr. Sandman, someone to dread
Someone who's creepy and after my head
So please turn on your magic beams
Mr. Sandman bring us
Please, please, please Mr. Sandman
Bring us a dream”

obviously the drug –induced psychotic nightmares of a drug addict – this women is one sick chick!
]
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08-08-2015, 09:01 AM
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My husband had COPD and was on oxygen all the time. I still remember the laughs we had together when I would try and shower him, I used to nearly get as wet as he did.
And the first time I had to shave him, well, his face was a picture of fright! but I managed it and was even told I had done a good job.
I suppose these are the things we should remember.
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08-08-2015, 04:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Marion ->
My husband had COPD and was on oxygen all the time. I still remember the laughs we had together when I would try and shower him, I used to nearly get as wet as he did.
And the first time I had to shave him, well, his face was a picture of fright! but I managed it and was even told I had done a good job.
I suppose these are the things we should remember.
hope you wore a sexy bikini!!
 
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