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Originally Posted by Sweetie pie ->
Actually, that makes a lot of sense!
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I was at the cemetery laying some flowers on my mums grave, suddenly six pallbearers carrying a coffin went by, a few minutes later the six pallbearers went by again, this time the other way, again a few minutes later they went by again, I thought, “ they’ve lost the plot”.
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21-03-2018, 01:00 PM
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Re: Smiles.

Originally Posted by primus1 ->
i was at the cemetery laying some flowers on my mums grave, suddenly six pallbearers carrying a coffin went by, a few minutes later the six pallbearers went by again, this time the other way, again a few minutes later they went by again, i thought, “ they’ve lost the plot”.
Very clever
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25-05-2018, 05:58 PM
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It takes an Italian Man to make a Woman feel like a Woman…

On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The
turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck
by lightning. One woman in particular loses it.

Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. “I’m too young to die,” she
wails. Then she yells, “Well, if I’m going to die, I want my last minutes on
earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like
a WOMAN?”

For a moment there is silence.. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all
stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.

Then an Italian man stands up in the rear of the plane. He is gorgeous : tall,
well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes.

He starts to walk slowly up the aisle,unbuttoning his shirt…..one button at a
time. ……

No one moves. ……

He removes his shirt. …….

Muscles ripple across his chest. …..

She gasps………..

He whispers: …….

“Iron this, and get me something to eat….”
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25-05-2018, 10:53 PM
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Re: Smiles.

Originally Posted by Sweetie pie ->
It takes an Italian Man to make a Woman feel like a Woman…

On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The
turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck
by lightning. One woman in particular loses it.

Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. “I’m too young to die,” she
wails. Then she yells, “Well, if I’m going to die, I want my last minutes on
earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like
a WOMAN?”

For a moment there is silence.. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all
stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.

Then an Italian man stands up in the rear of the plane. He is gorgeous : tall,
well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes.

He starts to walk slowly up the aisle,unbuttoning his shirt…..one button at a
time. ……

No one moves. ……

He removes his shirt. …….

Muscles ripple across his chest. …..

She gasps………..

He whispers: …….

“Iron this, and get me something to eat….”

In the words of the late great Frank Carson.

"Thats A Cracker."
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As a group of soldiers stood in formation at an Army Base, the Drill Sergeant said, "All right! All you idiots fall out." As the rest of the squad wandered away, one soldier remained at attention. The Drill Instructor walked over until he was eye to eye with him, and then raised a single eyebrow. The soldier smiled and said, "Sure was a lot of 'em, huh, sir?"
 
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