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28-06-2018, 09:35 PM
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Timing is everything.

A police officer on patrol late one night comes across a car parked in a remote beauty spot. He does a check and everything comes back OK. The vehicle is taxed, insured, and has a recent MoT, and has not been reported stolen.
The car is old but looks to be in good condition, with a fairly new set of tyres.

The car has all the windows open and music softly playing on the radio.

A young man is sat in the front reading a car magazine, and a young girl is sat in the back polishing her nails.

The police officer asks the driver for his documents, which all tally with his previous check. He asks the driver his name and age. The young man gives them, and the officer notes they tally with the other information he has been given. He is satisfied that the young man is the owner, has a full licence for the type of vehicle, and the photo' on the licence is that of the driver, who turns out to be eighteen.

The officer then asks the girl in the back her name and age. She produces a school library card with her photo', and then tells the officer she is fifteen.
He is a little surprised to discover her age so he asks her when she will be sixteen.

She leans forward to look at the dashboard, then turns to the police officer and says, "in seven minutes and forty seven seconds ..."
 

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