Join for free
Page 1 of 15 1 2 3 11 > Last »
Pappy's Avatar
Pappy
Senior Member
Pappy is offline
Scotland UK
Joined: Jul 2014
Posts: 174
Pappy is male  Pappy has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
 
15-03-2015, 10:02 AM
1

Tall Story 2

That last tall story was so much fun, and it was suggested we have another one, so here goes.


Private Detective Pappy was sitting in his office, feet up on the desk, when he heard a tap on the door .........
Patsy
Chatterbox
Patsy is offline
UK
Joined: Dec 2012
Posts: 31,549
Patsy is female  Patsy has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
 
15-03-2015, 10:03 AM
2

Re: Tall Story 2

It was fag ash Lil - 'Hey Pappy, I'm being stalked and I need yer help' ......
Myra
Chatterbox
Myra is offline
my wee toon
Joined: Jun 2014
Posts: 9,010
Myra is female  Myra has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
 
15-03-2015, 10:08 AM
3

Re: Tall Story 2

Well you've come to the right place, said Pappy. Sit yerself down Lil (he said - discreetly moving the ashtray towards her). Now, tell me all about it....
Pappy's Avatar
Pappy
Senior Member
Pappy is offline
Scotland UK
Joined: Jul 2014
Posts: 174
Pappy is male  Pappy has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
 
15-03-2015, 10:09 AM
4

Re: Tall Story 2

....... while I phone my plumber. I never asked him to put that tap there.
Patsy
Chatterbox
Patsy is offline
UK
Joined: Dec 2012
Posts: 31,549
Patsy is female  Patsy has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
 
15-03-2015, 10:22 AM
5

Re: Tall Story 2

'forget yer tap - this is more important, I'm being hounded by a hound dog !' ........
Alan Cooke's Avatar
Alan Cooke
Chatterbox
Alan Cooke is offline
Northamptonshire, UK
Joined: Mar 2012
Posts: 8,922
Alan Cooke is male  Alan Cooke has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
 
15-03-2015, 10:23 AM
6

Re: Tall Story 2

While Pappy was on the phone Fag Ash Lil decided to entertain everyone by playing her banjo..............."when I'm cleaning windows" when suddenly........
Patsy
Chatterbox
Patsy is offline
UK
Joined: Dec 2012
Posts: 31,549
Patsy is female  Patsy has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
 
15-03-2015, 10:24 AM
7

Re: Tall Story 2

Diamond Jim stood in the doorway, flipping a coin into the air ......
Pappy's Avatar
Pappy
Senior Member
Pappy is offline
Scotland UK
Joined: Jul 2014
Posts: 174
Pappy is male  Pappy has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
 
15-03-2015, 10:28 AM
8

Re: Tall Story 2

"Try your luck with me Lil," he said, "I'll catch your stalker before you can finish your ditty."
Myra
Chatterbox
Myra is offline
my wee toon
Joined: Jun 2014
Posts: 9,010
Myra is female  Myra has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
 
15-03-2015, 10:41 AM
9

Re: Tall Story 2

Pappy faced up to Diamond Jim. Get outta here flip yer coin somewhere else! Lil's ditty came to a halt when......
Patsy
Chatterbox
Patsy is offline
UK
Joined: Dec 2012
Posts: 31,549
Patsy is female  Patsy has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
 
15-03-2015, 10:51 AM
10

Re: Tall Story 2

Originally Posted by Myra ->
Pappy faced up to Diamond Jim. Get outta here flip yer coin somewhere else! Lil's ditty came to a halt when......
When Jim grabbed her by the bustle and guided her out the door .......
 
Page 1 of 15 1 2 3 11 > Last »

« Previous Thread | Next Thread » (Or back to Top)


© Copyright 2009, Over50sForum   Contact Us | Over 50s Forum! | Archive | Privacy Statement | Terms of Use | Top

Powered by vBulletin Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.