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31-03-2015, 12:44 AM
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Have you stopped beating your wife?

It's a kind of urban legend that this is a trick question used by LIE DETECTOR operators./
THere seems to be no obvious answer. Has anyone experience of this situation?
What would be a cute answer?
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31-03-2015, 02:38 AM
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Wasn't it because of questions like this that the binary system was invented a few centuries ago? To try to solve these impossible questions like this or even statements like 'I am a liar'.

I can't off hand rememer who did derive it other than he was European (google it ) I do remember it was refined by George Boole (boolean - get it?) And pretty useless until someone invented the computer
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31-03-2015, 07:16 AM
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Re: Have you stopped beating your wife?

I have never Beat my Wife, she is very competitive.
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31-03-2015, 09:52 AM
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Re: Have you stopped beating your wife?

Originally Posted by spitfire ->
I have never Beat my Wife, she is very competitive.
I have read somewhere a suitable riposte:

I beat her last night – at chess!
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31-03-2015, 05:24 PM
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Re: Have you stopped beating your wife?

I am the wife!
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31-03-2015, 06:56 PM
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Re: Have you stopped beating your wife?

“Have you stopped beating your wife?”
“Oh I’ve tried but I can’t find anyone to beat her yet”
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31-03-2015, 07:47 PM
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Re: Have you stopped beating your wife?

The only answer has to be NO.
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31-03-2015, 08:26 PM
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Re: Have you stopped beating your wife?

"I haven't started yet !" she is still beating me !
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31-03-2015, 09:29 PM
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Interesting replies chums.thanks
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31-03-2015, 10:24 PM
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Re: Have you stopped beating your wife?

Originally Posted by Titus ->
"I haven't started yet !" she is still beating me !
The boot seems to be on the other foot, it’s the hubbies time to be on the receiving end in a lot of cases now, I know one or two of them, what goes around comes around, indeed two years ago a local woman murdered her husband who had been beating her up regularly, she was not given a jail term, good luck to her I say.
 
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