Re: Have You Ever Had A One Night Stand?
Depends what you mean by a one night stand.
There was ...
1) The blind date where we both looked at each other and thought ... where's the pub, I need a drink.
2) The handsome hunk who my best mate filched by rubbing his thigh under the table ... he looked at me hopefully. I ended up wasting my conversational talent on his spotty mate and even he didn't ask me for another date.
3) The 5 minute date where he told me I looked like a bosted bag of spanners and walked off.
Nope .. I have standards to maintain so I opted for something lasting after them ...
John was nice. His father was in jail for running his ex-mistress over .. or was it his wife he ran over. I forget now.