To the scrote

Who nipped into my porch earlier and stole the £50 I had left for a friend who was down on her luck. fcuk you. I hope we never meet. The police have better things to do but this is a small community and someone must have seen you.

I read a lot of Stephen King btw

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Blimey. Have to ask this but how did they know it was there in the first place?

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That's terrible but not something I'd chance doing here they even pinch our washing so I trust no one.

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I must admit the same thought crossed my mind too.
I assume it was well hidden for only your friend to find OG, so how did 'the scrote' find it, do you think?

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Oh dear OG,a costly lesson learned...never leave money lying around where anyone can pinch it...Are You planning some kind of awful Steven King revenge if You find the culprit?

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Me? awful revenge?. The fingers came first,he screamed, the sound was a mixture of Maine on a bad day and the children begging for candy floss. Then the toes-...................

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As DCI Burnside may say "Sounds like an inside job, Guv"

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Deary me, what an extraordinary event, I trust no one other than myself, and that's in doubt/.

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OG you seem to be very generous to your friends, because I have noticed that you are often giving them financial help. What you do with your money is nothing to do with anyone else, but can I suggest that, if they are in need, they should make the effort to come over so you can hand it to them.... that way you will know who has the money

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Perhaps you forgot to leave it there , It might have been a dream..
OR
perhaps your hard up friend took it .. and is waiting for you to give another £50