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20-01-2018, 01:22 AM
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Let's Hear It For Older Ladies!

Let's get this straight!
Women are the spice of life and I love them.
Particularly Older Ladies who have so much to offer an Older
(or younger) Man!
Or perhaps even an Older ( or younger) Woman!

Agreed?

Opinions please!




Well, I ainít 16, not a beauty queen.
My eyes are bagginí and my skin is sagginí
And if thatís the reason that you donít love me,
Maybe thatís not love.
I ainít 20 either and I donít care neither.
My hair is gray and I like it that way.
And if thatís the reason that you donít love me,
Maybe thatís not love.
If you donít think I rock, well we ainít gonna roll.
If you donít think I hung the moon, my hot just turned to cold.
If you wanna younger model, I wish you well, sweet pea.
Cuz if you canít see what it is youíve got,
Then you ainít getting me.

I got cellulite and achiní feet
My thighs kinda jiggle when I giggle and wiggle
And if thatís the reason that you donít love me,
Maybe thatís not love
My tummy ainít tucked or liposucked.
Itís a little poochy, but I still Hoochy Koochy
And if thatís the reason that you donít love me,
Maybe thatís not love
See, Iím no longer desperate. Iíll only have a man
if he has the smarts to see how HOT that I still am.
If you want a younger model, I wish you well sweet pea.
If you canít see what it is you have, you ainít having me.

Older ladies, older ladies, older ladiesÖ are DIVINE!!!
I gotta chicken neck and I love it, by heck
It makes a double chin whenever I grin
And if thatís the reason that you donít love me,
Maybe thatís not love
WellI got little breasts that droop from my chest,
purt near down all the way to my nest.
And if thatís the reason that you donít love me,
Maybe thatís not love

Older ladies, older ladies, older ladiesÖ are DIVINE!!!
Older ladies, older ladies, older ladiesÖ are DIVINE!!!


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20-01-2018, 01:53 AM
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Re: Let's Hear It For Older Ladies!

mmmm...

I think if I changed anything about my life getting married (twice) would be it. I enjoy living alone so much. I can have male and female friends, don't have to consult anyone on how I spend my money or where I go. Brilliant.

Bloody hormones! lead you up the garden path every time.

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20-01-2018, 09:01 AM
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Don't think age matters either way, but, for a Gentleman of advancing years, I think it is important for the Man, to engage with a Lady, he can "Negotiate" with.
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20-01-2018, 11:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Bruce ->
mmmm...

I think if I changed anything about my life getting married (twice) would be it. I enjoy living alone so much. I can have male and female friends, don't have to consult anyone on how I spend my money or where I go. Brilliant.

Bloody hormones! lead you up the garden path every time.

Hey Bruce.
That's a cracking song also!
What you say in bold there is spot on for a lot of Men.
But for me?
I need a Woman to help guide me down the right paths.
Particularly Older Ladies.
I can't get enough of them!
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20-01-2018, 11:28 AM
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I have always been attracted to older ladies. Even my first encounter was with a lady ten years my senior. It might be a problem if I reach 90.
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20-01-2018, 12:37 PM
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I'm going to be humming and singing those songs all day. Loved them.

One thing about us mature gals, we remember what the younger gals have forgot.
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20-01-2018, 12:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Adanac ->
I'm going to be humming and singing those songs all day. Loved them.

One thing about us mature gals, we remember what the younger gals have forgot.
Tell you what Lee.
I had never looked at this 'older Woman' subject in that way.
But do you know what?
Thinking about it.
You are spot on!

Older Ladies?
Bring them on!
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20-01-2018, 01:07 PM
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Well sorry to say Boozy, but I embrace all ages and cultures, each has it's own unique qualities. I like both sexes equally, although I am usually in the real world, in male company.
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20-01-2018, 03:47 PM
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Originally Posted by spitfire ->
Don't think age matters either way, but, for a Gentleman of advancing years, I think it is important for the Man, to engage with a Lady, he can "Negotiate" with.


Last time I was in London I passed a telephone box where there was lots of cards stuck up inside advertising ladies of negotiable affection.
😁

I have found that I have enjoyed having older women in my life better than younger women. I'm not talking just sexually but as a partner in life.
I did once have a younger partner by thirteen years, longs legs nice body but personality zero, and a total bit*h from hell it turned out.
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20-01-2018, 03:53 PM
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Do most guys prefer older ladies then?
I prefer older guys. Next stop will be corpse stalking in graveyards unless women can get them blow up dolls with an authentic well worn, been beaten up by life look.
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