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Forum: General Health 05-12-2020, 12:17 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 612
Posted By Pyxell
In the news this morning, a science spokesperson...

In the news this morning, a science spokesperson said that Russia had missed out a whole stage in the development programme, (didn't say which stage), in order to rush this out, so a whole batch of...
Forum: Photos and Art 04-12-2020, 07:21 PM
Replies: 106
Views: 6,933
Posted By Pyxell
https://i.postimg.cc/Y2dhj3zG/0-B397-AAF-D98-F-4-F...

https://i.postimg.cc/Y2dhj3zG/0-B397-AAF-D98-F-4-F18-AD10-48579128798-E.jpg
Forum: General Chat 04-12-2020, 04:16 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 804
Posted By Pyxell
I'm a tome, too, singing a song at full volume.

I'm a tome, too, singing a song at full volume.
Forum: Games & Quizzes! 02-12-2020, 05:36 PM
Replies: 219
Views: 13,699
Posted By Pyxell
Ice cream E

Ice cream

E
Forum: General Chat 02-12-2020, 09:31 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,104
Posted By Pyxell
Consider yourself at home. Consider yourself...

Consider yourself at home.
Consider yourself one of the family.
Consider yourself well in.........
Consider yourself part of the furniture......
For, after some consideration we can state:...
Forum: General Chat 02-12-2020, 09:24 AM
Replies: 69
Views: 5,519
Posted By Pyxell
The Dam Busters. (Don't ask).

The Dam Busters.




(Don't ask).
Forum: Games & Quizzes! 02-12-2020, 09:11 AM
Replies: 11,135
Views: 477,430
Posted By Pyxell
Len Danere M

Len Danere


M
Forum: Games & Quizzes! 30-06-2019, 05:48 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 440
Posted By Pyxell
No, no, no! You got there first, so you get the...

No, no, no! You got there first, so you get the prize! :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:
Forum: Games & Quizzes! 30-06-2019, 05:39 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 440
Posted By Pyxell
Tennessee Williams Edit......aargh!...

Tennessee Williams



Edit......aargh! You beat me! :mrgreen:
Forum: TV & Film 30-06-2019, 10:01 AM
Replies: 2,384
Views: 223,297
Posted By Pyxell
:lol: :lol: :lol: Just goes to show:- ...

:lol: :lol: :lol:


Just goes to show:-

There's no place like home despite you thinking the grass is always greener.
Other combinations of metaphors are available. :mrgreen:
Forum: General Chat 30-06-2019, 09:22 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,847
Posted By Pyxell
You can do it, Primus! Wear gloves! :lol: And...

You can do it, Primus! Wear gloves! :lol:
And sunglasses! :lol:

Plus, as a reward for fessing up, buy an extra packet for yourself to go down memory lane with when you get home!

You'll feel...
Forum: General Chat 30-06-2019, 09:05 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,847
Posted By Pyxell
Well confessed, Primus. :-D My feeling is...

Well confessed, Primus. :-D

My feeling is that next time you're in the supermarket, you should put three packets (at least!) of the same biscuits into the Food Bank box near the entrance. Then...
Forum: General Chat 30-06-2019, 06:57 AM
Replies: 7,364
Views: 417,683
Posted By Pyxell
Oh dear! What have they been asking you? (If...

Oh dear! What have they been asking you?

(If that's not too intrusive! :shock::shock: :lol::lol:)
Forum: Gardening 30-06-2019, 06:55 AM
Replies: 72
Views: 5,807
Posted By Pyxell
I bet he was pleased to know that as well as...

I bet he was pleased to know that as well as chief houseguard and companion, he also has a secondary rôle as a falling-camera cushion! :lol:
Forum: Photos and Art 30-06-2019, 06:49 AM
Replies: 310
Views: 15,210
Posted By Pyxell
I could never get my red hot pokers to flower....

I could never get my red hot pokers to flower. :-(

Yours look lovely!


I love the idea of a bashful spider! :lol:

Spiders are great, aren't they? And so diverse! A lot of people don't...
Forum: TV & Film 30-06-2019, 06:31 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 467
Posted By Pyxell
Having now watched the second episode, I must...

Having now watched the second episode, I must admit that I am enjoying it.

It is a very sort of programme.
Some scenes, set in occupied Rome, look authentic, and I like it when the Italians, who...
Forum: General Chat 29-06-2019, 06:48 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,847
Posted By Pyxell
Your mum probably thought it was done by very...

Your mum probably thought it was done by very neat moths.
Forum: Games & Quizzes! 29-06-2019, 05:03 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 10,680
Posted By Pyxell
I've never heard of no. 3, but I'll let someone...

I've never heard of no. 3, but I'll let someone else guess it.
Forum: General Chat 29-06-2019, 05:02 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,127
Posted By Pyxell
I'd rather eat grandchildren spit than bluebottle...

I'd rather eat grandchildren spit than bluebottle vomit!

At least the grandchildren haven't been eating dog poo...........
Forum: General Chat 29-06-2019, 04:55 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,847
Posted By Pyxell
Can't do press-ups.....bad wrists Can't do...

Can't do press-ups.....bad wrists
Can't do sit-ups......they're bad for my back
Can't do squats........bad knees


I can remember the Hail Mary though! I'll do four of those instead!
In fact,...
Forum: Games & Quizzes! 29-06-2019, 04:51 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 10,680
Posted By Pyxell
2. Celine Dion

2. Celine Dion
Forum: Games & Quizzes! 29-06-2019, 04:44 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 10,680
Posted By Pyxell
4. Jack Nicholson 5. Half your pets (are)...

4. Jack Nicholson


5. Half your pets (are) spayed or neutered.
?????
Forum: General Chat 29-06-2019, 04:34 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,847
Posted By Pyxell
First thing this morning I bought some trifle...

First thing this morning I bought some trifle bakewells. :-(
My redemption is that up until now, I've only eaten four. :-)


However, the other two will get demolished as soon as I've made a cup...
Forum: General Chat 29-06-2019, 12:52 PM
Replies: 7,364
Views: 417,683
Posted By Pyxell
:lol::lol::lol: ;-)

:lol::lol::lol: ;-)
Forum: General Chat 29-06-2019, 12:17 PM
Replies: 7,364
Views: 417,683
Posted By Pyxell
That's ok, just shroud it in long,...

That's ok, just shroud it in long, incomprehensible words, and only the cognoscenti will be in on it! :mrgreen:
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