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Forum: General Chat 18-08-2016, 10:59 AM
Replies: 267
Views: 12,573
Posted By oxymoron47
Humbug. noun 1. something intended to...

Humbug.
noun
1.
something intended to delude or deceive.
2.
the quality of falseness or deception.
3.
a person who is not what he or she claims or pretends to be; impostor.
4.
something...
Forum: General Chat 16-08-2016, 08:02 AM
Replies: 267
Views: 12,573
Posted By oxymoron47
IMHO, a very boring. Below, is a copy of an...

IMHO, a very boring. Below, is a copy of an article about these Olympics from my website.

In an effort to reward the Brazilians who helped make the Olympic Games a memorable event, the Brazilian...
Forum: General Chat 16-08-2016, 07:55 AM
Replies: 225
Views: 15,566
Posted By oxymoron47
I'm in my 4th marriage (I prefer to marry 'em...

I'm in my 4th marriage (I prefer to marry 'em than sleep around). First was of 10 years duration and ended when I discovered that she was sharing herself around with 2 other guys.

Second was 6...
Forum: General Chat 04-07-2016, 02:50 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 5,078
Posted By oxymoron47
If you can drive both the car and the driver,...

If you can drive both the car and the driver, that's a double bonus!
Forum: General Chat 04-07-2016, 02:49 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 5,078
Posted By oxymoron47
Enjoy the date with the Mustang. If the driver is...

Enjoy the date with the Mustang. If the driver is a fox, that's a bonus. Don't take any notice of the jealous doubters.
Forum: Music 08-06-2016, 07:28 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,010
Posted By oxymoron47
Still a headbanger at 69. Love Deep Purple,...

Still a headbanger at 69. Love Deep Purple, Metallica, Grand Funk Railroad, AC/DC et al. Have mellowed somewhat these days. Now only listen to Santana. For a giggle, try Youtube's Santana at...
Forum: General Chat 08-06-2016, 07:22 AM
Replies: 73
Views: 6,263
Posted By oxymoron47
I really pity the millionaires who have lost...

I really pity the millionaires who have lost their beachfront homes into the sea, All uninsured for "Acts of God". Been there, done that with cyclone Yasi five yeas ago. Ho hum.
Forum: General Chat 08-06-2016, 07:17 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 2,432
Posted By oxymoron47
26 degrees is hot? Give me a break! :-p:-p:-p I...

26 degrees is hot? Give me a break! :-p:-p:-p I don't even wear shorts for that!
Try 40+
Forum: General Chat 08-06-2016, 07:14 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 554
Posted By oxymoron47
I used to confuse Japanese students of English...

I used to confuse Japanese students of English who thought they were perfect with a bit of Aussie slang. "It's bloody hot, mate. I'm goan down to the rubbity (rubbity dub = pub) for a coldy." Worked...
Forum: Diet & Nutrition 08-06-2016, 07:09 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 10,735
Posted By oxymoron47
Am I Fat? According to whom? I'm (by magazine...

Am I Fat? According to whom? I'm (by magazine standards) plus+ size, at least. Care factor = zero. My slim wife and I don't give a rat's arse what other people think.
Forum: General Chat 08-06-2016, 07:04 AM
Replies: 162
Views: 10,429
Posted By oxymoron47
No contest! The Missus,

No contest! The Missus,
Forum: General Chat 01-06-2016, 09:59 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,165
Posted By oxymoron47
82 year old burlesque dancer? How does she keep...

82 year old burlesque dancer? How does she keep the saggy bits off the floor?
Forum: Music 01-06-2016, 09:55 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,728
Posted By oxymoron47
Classic video! :-D:-D:-D

Classic video! :-D:-D:-D
Forum: General Chat 22-05-2016, 04:26 AM
Replies: 71
Views: 5,439
Posted By oxymoron47
I love my New Balance trainers/sneakers. Very...

I love my New Balance trainers/sneakers. Very comfortable.
In Oz we call them sneakers.
When I first saw the title of the post, I got quite excited. I thought "trainers" may refer to training...
Forum: General Chat 22-05-2016, 04:21 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 3,245
Posted By oxymoron47
I see nothing wrong with it. It's just a business...

I see nothing wrong with it. It's just a business arrangement. Both parties get what they want and all is well.
Apart from the fact that it's not my cup of tea, or anything else, I couldn't afford...
Forum: General Chat 22-05-2016, 04:17 AM
Replies: 80
Views: 5,399
Posted By oxymoron47
My (Viet) wife has all bases covered. She is a,...

My (Viet) wife has all bases covered. She is a, more or less, devout Catholic but believes in both Heaven and reincarnation. Probably something to do with her upbringing as a Buddhist.

The...
Forum: General Chat 21-05-2016, 04:38 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 1,813
Posted By oxymoron47
Me and only me. Even then, I'm a tad suspicious.

Me and only me. Even then, I'm a tad suspicious.
Forum: General Chat 21-05-2016, 04:35 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 5,399
Posted By oxymoron47
I'm not sure I want to go to Heaven. I wouldn't...

I'm not sure I want to go to Heaven. I wouldn't know anyone there.
Forum: General Chat 27-04-2016, 08:24 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 3,581
Posted By oxymoron47
Damn, I have buy a mankini! Borat, help!

Damn, I have buy a mankini! Borat, help!
Forum: Travel and Holidays 27-04-2016, 08:21 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 1,134
Posted By oxymoron47
As a proud Aussie, I fly JAL, Emirates and...

As a proud Aussie, I fly JAL, Emirates and Singapore airlines, as Qantas' service is crap.
Forum: Music 27-04-2016, 08:13 AM
Replies: 55
Views: 6,938
Posted By oxymoron47
Can't remember the 60's and 70's (except for a...

Can't remember the 60's and 70's (except for a very spaced out Santana at Woodstock). The 80's until now are still dominated by Santana. Carlos, the old fart, is still the best, despite being 4 days...
Forum: General Chat 27-04-2016, 08:06 AM
Replies: 72
Views: 4,453
Posted By oxymoron47
Fearing to talk to your wife, in case you...

Fearing to talk to your wife, in case you interrupt her.
Forum: Gardening 27-04-2016, 08:05 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 3,494
Posted By oxymoron47
Just train your dogs to pee on unwanted plants....

Just train your dogs to pee on unwanted plants. Works a treat.
Forum: Diet & Nutrition 27-04-2016, 08:03 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 3,819
Posted By oxymoron47
Best miracle food is a single malt scotch whisky....

Best miracle food is a single malt scotch whisky. It doesn't make you healthier. It just makes you feel better about how you are.
Forum: Food & Drink 26-04-2016, 11:46 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 5,463
Posted By oxymoron47
Teabags are good for a quick cuppa, but only use...

Teabags are good for a quick cuppa, but only use tea leaves if you are drinking Japanese Sencha or Macha.

For the life of me, I can't understand why people insist on adding, milk, cream or sugar...
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