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Forum: General Chat 06-02-2017, 03:29 PM
Replies: 89
Views: 5,702
Posted By Hawkeye
No, not for me, I'd ban everyone with a...

No, not for me, I'd ban everyone with a Conservatory, Room for a Pony and Sit-on Mower!!!:lol::lol:
Forum: General Chat 06-02-2017, 03:17 PM
Replies: 77
Views: 4,088
Posted By Hawkeye
Yeah but apparently Parker drives it, Arty sits...

Yeah but apparently Parker drives it, Arty sits in the back!!!:lol:
Forum: General Chat 03-02-2017, 08:44 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 5,505
Posted By Hawkeye
People who do not vote in democratic elections...

People who do not vote in democratic elections and then winge that the ones that did were wrong!!!
Forum: General Chat 31-01-2017, 03:00 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 2,218
Posted By Hawkeye
Hello Arty, is this one of those hypothetical,...

Hello Arty, is this one of those hypothetical, nudge nudge, someone I know, not me you understand, sort of questions?
Has your Auntie Ada been shoplifting again or is cousin Brian still trying to...
Forum: General Chat 30-01-2017, 02:00 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 3,421
Posted By Hawkeye
I promise I would never look at your profile...

I promise I would never look at your profile page, anything with all those legs gives me the willies!;-)
Forum: General Chat 29-01-2017, 08:26 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 3,421
Posted By Hawkeye
I'm just nosey and on other sites, and am now...

I'm just nosey and on other sites, and am now convinced there are only about 10 people pretending to be all these different Forum members!;-)
Forum: General Chat 15-12-2016, 03:11 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 3,478
Posted By Hawkeye
It helps me and I don't care about them.:-)

It helps me and I don't care about them.:-)
Forum: General Chat 15-12-2016, 03:03 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 3,478
Posted By Hawkeye
I laugh, then ignore them and go and do something...

I laugh, then ignore them and go and do something more interesting Twink.;-)
Forum: General Chat 15-10-2016, 08:03 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 2,386
Posted By Hawkeye
BT mixed up the saved sites menu and this one and...

BT mixed up the saved sites menu and this one and ebay got confused.;-)
Forum: General Chat 15-10-2016, 05:45 PM
Replies: 148
Views: 9,935
Posted By Hawkeye
When all said and done, no adult should leave a...

When all said and done, no adult should leave a little kid with an animal of any sort. You might as well leave them with a loaded gun, whoever is responsible should be charged with gross negligence...
Forum: General Chat 02-10-2016, 07:50 PM
Replies: 82
Views: 5,673
Posted By Hawkeye
It's been so long I'm a born again Virgin!:-(

It's been so long I'm a born again Virgin!:-(
Forum: General Chat 03-08-2016, 06:54 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 2,988
Posted By Hawkeye
I once had to work with a woman who had a very...

I once had to work with a woman who had a very bad BO problem. One of the blokes who worked with us got so fed up with it he eventually told her she needed a bath. Her response was that she should...
Forum: General Chat 28-07-2016, 03:18 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 2,898
Posted By Hawkeye
Just become the nuisance neighbour yourself,...

Just become the nuisance neighbour yourself, never fails. ;-)
Forum: General Chat 23-07-2016, 07:25 PM
Replies: 194
Views: 9,897
Posted By Hawkeye
Congratulations to the OP for starting a...

Congratulations to the OP for starting a Dominatrix thread by stealth....nice one Bro.;-)
Forum: General Chat 22-07-2016, 07:01 PM
Replies: 1,216
Views: 59,726
Posted By Hawkeye
Group Captain Sir Leonard Cheshire.

Group Captain Sir Leonard Cheshire.
Forum: General Chat 22-07-2016, 06:55 PM
Replies: 93
Views: 4,718
Posted By Hawkeye
I just wear a smile this time of year and...

I just wear a smile this time of year and sometimes a T-Shirt in the winter.
What do you do when you have to go to the Loo Art, put a Parka on??:-)
Forum: General Chat 20-07-2016, 08:10 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,619
Posted By Hawkeye
I don't believe in coincidences like that. Have...

I don't believe in coincidences like that. Have you got a Dash Cam? If so and you see him again position your car so that the camera records either him his car or both and go and log it at the local...
Forum: General Chat 20-07-2016, 08:04 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,390
Posted By Hawkeye
It does not make sense to me. You do not go to...

It does not make sense to me. You do not go to the GP unless you are unwell. Although I have to go regularly now, at one point in my life I had not been for 10 years. Surely all this will do is drive...
Forum: General Chat 16-07-2016, 08:41 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 3,767
Posted By Hawkeye
Get back quick Arty, I've got no one to wind...

Get back quick Arty, I've got no one to wind up!;-):039:
Forum: General Chat 15-07-2016, 05:32 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 3,321
Posted By Hawkeye
Perhaps regarding the OP the council should issue...

Perhaps regarding the OP the council should issue 'Weelee Bins'.:-)
Forum: General Chat 15-07-2016, 05:28 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 3,321
Posted By Hawkeye
I don't care where it is, it's true.:-)

I don't care where it is, it's true.:-)
Forum: General Chat 15-07-2016, 05:26 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 3,321
Posted By Hawkeye
You lot have to mask your whiffs with perfume,...

You lot have to mask your whiffs with perfume, that's why old ladies smell of Lavender!:-):-)
Forum: General Chat 15-07-2016, 05:19 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 3,321
Posted By Hawkeye
Art, have you been out with lots of Fishermen...

Art, have you been out with lots of Fishermen then??? I have to say in my experience it's the other way around as in the rude Nursery Rhyme which all blokes know and I'm not putting on here.;-)
Forum: General Chat 14-07-2016, 08:23 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 659
Posted By Hawkeye
Old Angular Meerkat would have a brilliant...

Old Angular Meerkat would have a brilliant Puppet, I can see it now, stumpy little thing with no neck and Jacket buttons machine gunning all the other EU leaders. Nicola Sturgeon would be a gift, a...
Forum: General Chat 13-07-2016, 09:51 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 4,611
Posted By Hawkeye
Not on the Croquet lawn again M'lady. Oi thought...

Not on the Croquet lawn again M'lady. Oi thought you wuz hungry when you said you fancied a bit of Serf an Turf!!!
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