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Forum: General Chat 09-09-2019, 07:10 AM
Replies: 75
Views: 2,835
Posted By Bayardicus
All those others....will no doubt be making a...

All those others....will no doubt be making a nocturnal dash for places like the Outer Hebrides, if the Americans are going to take over after Brexit...!!
Forum: General Chat 05-09-2019, 06:53 AM
Replies: 75
Views: 2,835
Posted By Bayardicus
Do NOT attempt to come here...the whole place is...

Do NOT attempt to come here...the whole place is chock full of killer kangaroos, and dodgy politicians....!!
Forum: Brexit Forum 05-09-2019, 06:50 AM
Replies: 200
Views: 10,697
Posted By Bayardicus
At this very moment, even as we speak...Boris`s...

At this very moment, even as we speak...Boris`s Lord and Master, over on the other side of the Pond...is preparing to send to his favourite jolly Lackey, the latest edition of the globally recognized...
Forum: General Chat 27-08-2019, 06:54 AM
Replies: 112
Views: 5,116
Posted By Bayardicus
A bit extreme with the magnum option. Otherwise,...

A bit extreme with the magnum option. Otherwise, you`re only going to get innocent people who find themselves in the wrong place, and in the wrong circumstances shot and killed by an armed police...
Forum: General Chat 15-06-2019, 06:55 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 900
Posted By Bayardicus
Probably won`t have to put up with this problem...

Probably won`t have to put up with this problem for much longer. The cash-less society isn`t far away....!! After all, what the hell are credit cards for...?
Forum: General Chat 15-06-2019, 06:50 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,100
Posted By Bayardicus
...A fairly simple solution to the whole problem....

...A fairly simple solution to the whole problem. Eliminate ALL doors...and just install canvas screens as a substitute...!! The Native Americans have been doing that for centuries, after all...
Forum: Politics & Govt 12-06-2019, 06:31 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 930
Posted By Bayardicus
Doesn`t sound like a bad idea at all, once you...

Doesn`t sound like a bad idea at all, once you think about it. It`s certainly time to gouge out all the dead, and rotting timber, and put fresh new shoots in. Or, in this case...fresh new...
Forum: Expats Forum 12-06-2019, 06:24 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 14,709
Posted By Bayardicus
Why, there was one only last week who was...

Why, there was one only last week who was officially reported as missing...had set off from some place up in New South Wales....
Forum: Expats Forum 12-06-2019, 06:22 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 14,709
Posted By Bayardicus
Oh, you are so right about that. And, they aren`t...

Oh, you are so right about that. And, they aren`t the only ones. Mysterious things still tend to befall ''Pommie'' back packers. They set off as cheery as you please for some remote spot out beyond...
Forum: General Chat 03-01-2019, 11:30 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 2,008
Posted By Bayardicus
Dancing Dingoes....!! I thought that was one of...

Dancing Dingoes....!! I thought that was one of the great things about New Year`s Eve....one doesn`t have to over tax the old thought processes. Just fall back on all that animal instinct. It`s only...
Forum: Pets and Animals 26-12-2018, 11:25 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 736
Posted By Bayardicus
Where are the ''Greenpeace'' people....? Action...

Where are the ''Greenpeace'' people....? Action stations....!! Time to take to the high seas once more....SAVE THE WHALES....!!
Forum: General Chat 15-11-2018, 11:32 AM
Replies: 421
Views: 17,941
Posted By Bayardicus
It`s probably best not to MOCK that which you...

It`s probably best not to MOCK that which you don`t understand, neither have any comprehension of. It can be construed as blasphemy.
Ask that same question of the God of Islam...and then sit back,...
Forum: General Chat 15-11-2018, 11:26 AM
Replies: 421
Views: 17,941
Posted By Bayardicus
I shall re-clarify that...for the benefit of...

I shall re-clarify that...for the benefit of those who delight in taking things out of context. At some point in the distant past...BILLIONS of years ago. Not mere millions.
Forum: General Chat 10-11-2018, 11:33 AM
Replies: 421
Views: 17,941
Posted By Bayardicus
I would go for the ''YES'' vote on that question,...

I would go for the ''YES'' vote on that question, as it seems unlikely that it all came about at the very beginning through sheer spontaneity alone. There couldn`t possibly be THAT many coincidences...
Forum: General Chat 09-11-2018, 11:35 AM
Replies: 421
Views: 17,941
Posted By Bayardicus
Well, if we hark back to the beginning....when...

Well, if we hark back to the beginning....when God set in motion the millennium long process of Evolution....He made one fundamental flaw in the divine Formula. And that was to give the emerging...
Forum: Expats Forum 09-11-2018, 11:20 AM
Replies: 68
Views: 19,696
Posted By Bayardicus
...My guess would be that they simply become...

...My guess would be that they simply become included into the ever swelling ranks of the Socially Excluded....
Forum: Expats Forum 08-11-2018, 11:33 AM
Replies: 68
Views: 19,696
Posted By Bayardicus
Oh...It`s coming. Compulsory ID cards. Probably...

Oh...It`s coming. Compulsory ID cards. Probably by around 2020, a referendum on it will suddenly be sprung on everybody. By that time, it would be more acceptable on principle. The premise...
Forum: Expats Forum 31-10-2018, 11:32 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 14,709
Posted By Bayardicus
...Beauty is in the eye of the beholder....!!

...Beauty is in the eye of the beholder....!!
Forum: Expats Forum 28-10-2018, 11:30 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 14,709
Posted By Bayardicus
You`re bloody lucky that you`ve got only the...

You`re bloody lucky that you`ve got only the wallabies to worry about, GB...I have to contend with quite a large flock of white cockies....And, noisy buggers they can be at the best of...
Forum: Expats Forum 21-10-2018, 11:28 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 14,709
Posted By Bayardicus
...That could well have been either...

...That could well have been either Pemulwuy...or, Jundamurra, legendary resistance fighters against the spread of white colonialism. Kind of like Australia`s version of Crazy Horse...Or,...
Forum: General Chat 19-10-2018, 11:21 AM
Replies: 56
Views: 3,118
Posted By Bayardicus
I have to wholeheartedly concur. The erosion of...

I have to wholeheartedly concur. The erosion of people`s morals must have been in progress for some time already. The big question is....speaking from an evolutionistic point of view....what happens...
Forum: Expats Forum 18-10-2018, 11:22 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 14,709
Posted By Bayardicus
...Ah...HA....Good stuff, mate...!! The Man From...

...Ah...HA....Good stuff, mate...!! The Man From Snowy River...yes. And....something tells me that you can recite the entire verse totally from memory...am i right...?
How about this one....a not...
Forum: Expats Forum 17-10-2018, 11:32 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 14,709
Posted By Bayardicus
You should listen to the ''Clancy of the...

You should listen to the ''Clancy of the Overflow'' song, as sung by Wallis and Matilda. A very poignant reflection of the old Australia. Taken from the poem by Banjo Patterson, of course. and set to...
Forum: Expats Forum 17-10-2018, 11:27 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 14,709
Posted By Bayardicus
Ummmnn. Probably best to stay right where he...

Ummmnn. Probably best to stay right where he is...At least, he`ll remain well and truly in his Comfort Zone, which is a very important aspect, regardless of what anyone might say. In order to settle...
Forum: Expats Forum 16-10-2018, 11:26 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 14,709
Posted By Bayardicus
In response to Muddy`s comment....Maybe they are...

In response to Muddy`s comment....Maybe they are running short of countries to whinge about...although, i can`t think why....
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