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Forum: General Chat 02-07-2019, 09:31 PM
Replies: 81
Views: 1,532
Posted By Morticia
I like that ...very good. :lol:

I like that ...very good. :lol:
Forum: General Chat 02-07-2019, 09:24 PM
Replies: 81
Views: 1,532
Posted By Morticia
:confused: I'm sorry ... I've just realised I...

:confused: I'm sorry ... I've just realised I missed out a letter R in a word on that last post of mine.
Forum: General Chat 02-07-2019, 09:13 PM
Replies: 81
Views: 1,532
Posted By Morticia
I love this place for its open mindedness,...

I love this place for its open mindedness, ability to discuss in a fiendly fashion and that feel good factor of affable bonhomie.

:confused:
Forum: Politics & Govt 02-07-2019, 10:17 AM
Replies: 104
Views: 2,286
Posted By Morticia
I must be incurably cynical because I can...

I must be incurably cynical because I can remember when there was a raid on the camp in Afghan when Harry served there.
Harry was the target. It could be said his presence there endangered other...
Forum: Politics & Govt 01-07-2019, 11:00 PM
Replies: 104
Views: 2,286
Posted By Morticia
Depends how you view it ... you're not incorrect...

Depends how you view it ... you're not incorrect in what you say about the expenditure of MP's, and it's sometimes scandalous.

But the royals are different to MPs. They could be called a national...
Forum: Politics & Govt 01-07-2019, 02:51 PM
Replies: 104
Views: 2,286
Posted By Morticia
Well said ...otherwise they just appear to be...

Well said ...otherwise they just appear to be wanting it both ways.
If Harry chooses to dodge the spotlight and be in the wings to pursue a more private family life, great .... but he should fund it...
Forum: Games & Quizzes! 27-06-2019, 09:46 AM
Replies: 25,080
Views: 415,753
Posted By Morticia
Twink ... :-p They can run but they can't hide...

Twink ... :-p They can run but they can't hide ...

And they seem to have run off a long distance. :lol:
Forum: Other Debates/Discussions 27-06-2019, 09:44 AM
Replies: 69
Views: 996
Posted By Morticia
I'd get one if they introduced them. I don't have...

I'd get one if they introduced them. I don't have a passport or drive a car so proving who I am is a nightmare.

Whilst years ago I'd probably have objected I wouldn't now. What with money...
Forum: Games & Quizzes! 27-06-2019, 03:56 AM
Replies: 25,080
Views: 415,753
Posted By Morticia
:-p Aye, and I can incinerate men from 100 yards...

:-p Aye, and I can incinerate men from 100 yards away so wear flame retard underwear.

Time is 3.55 AM and I felt wicked so nipped in to claim victory for us lovely ladies.
Forum: Games & Quizzes! 26-06-2019, 04:32 PM
Replies: 25,080
Views: 415,753
Posted By Morticia
And us feisty ladies come in pairs too , don't we...

And us feisty ladies come in pairs too , don't we Mups. :024:
Forum: Other Debates/Discussions 26-06-2019, 10:02 AM
Replies: 76
Views: 1,084
Posted By Morticia
There's nothing wrong with looking butch .. I...

There's nothing wrong with looking butch .. I look butch and it doesn't bother me.
If I'm critical I've always had a kind of square head rather than a nice sweetheart type shaped face and a strongly...
Forum: Other Debates/Discussions 25-06-2019, 04:50 PM
Replies: 76
Views: 1,084
Posted By Morticia
Oh I like the sound of you :lol: ... I'll just...

Oh I like the sound of you :lol: ... I'll just wriggle into my Nora Batty stockings, unless me leg stubble ladders 'em.
Forum: Other Debates/Discussions 25-06-2019, 04:41 PM
Replies: 76
Views: 1,084
Posted By Morticia
Thank goodness someone has backed me up .......

Thank goodness someone has backed me up .... otherwise I'd feel a right nit as only the other day I teased Mr M by telling him we're starting to look like a same sex couple walking down the street...
Forum: Other Debates/Discussions 25-06-2019, 11:35 AM
Replies: 76
Views: 1,084
Posted By Morticia
It's only my own observation ... when I look in...

It's only my own observation ... when I look in the mirror.
But women do often tend to look more masculine, usually in their jawline.
I don't mean you in particular Bratti.
Forum: Other Debates/Discussions 25-06-2019, 10:37 AM
Replies: 76
Views: 1,084
Posted By Morticia
... and you're right ....you handsome brute. ...

... and you're right ....you handsome brute.
After seeing your legs who am I too argue with you. :-p
Forum: Other Debates/Discussions 25-06-2019, 10:31 AM
Replies: 76
Views: 1,084
Posted By Morticia
Back to changing room mirrors. Who needs a...

Back to changing room mirrors.
Who needs a flattering mirror?

Since about 2000 I've noticed all the clothes I try on look better on the shop dummies than on me.
Forum: Other Debates/Discussions 25-06-2019, 10:30 AM
Replies: 76
Views: 1,084
Posted By Morticia
I don't know about that ... but it's always...

I don't know about that ... but it's always struck me that all women start to look more masculine as they age anyway. Their faces become 'manly'. Blokes age better and often their looks improve.
Forum: Your Introductions! 24-06-2019, 11:01 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 358
Posted By Morticia
Hiya Trubshaw, welcome from the pig :039:

Hiya Trubshaw, welcome from the pig :039:
Forum: Beauty 23-06-2019, 11:08 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 434
Posted By Morticia
My hair was last trimmed in 1989, I can't...

My hair was last trimmed in 1989, I can't remember what it cost. I do know she made a hash of it and I had to go back and have it cut shorter to hide the chunks she'd accidentally cut out.

It is...
Forum: General Chat 19-06-2019, 11:43 PM
Replies: 4,945
Views: 81,150
Posted By Morticia
Never a truer word said in jest .... :confused:...

Never a truer word said in jest .... :confused: it was in jest wasn't it?
Forum: Games & Quizzes! 19-06-2019, 11:37 PM
Replies: 25,080
Views: 415,753
Posted By Morticia
And get them clogs on Tabby ... :mini: .. time...

And get them clogs on Tabby ... :mini: .. time for a nudge clog dance.
Forum: Games & Quizzes! 19-06-2019, 05:09 PM
Replies: 25,080
Views: 415,753
Posted By Morticia
:043::042::026: I always wanted a spacehopper ......

:043::042::026: I always wanted a spacehopper ... soft and squashy like men's bums.
Forum: Games & Quizzes! 18-06-2019, 11:28 AM
Replies: 25,080
Views: 415,753
Posted By Morticia
I hate to say it ... that is pure genius ... and...

I hate to say it ... that is pure genius ... and from a chap!

:024:
Forum: General Health 18-06-2019, 10:08 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 453
Posted By Morticia
Black cherries ... eat a handful a day. Frozen,...

Black cherries ... eat a handful a day.
Frozen, tinned or fresh or as a juice.
I once knew a guy who swore it alleviated his gout dramatically.

Failing that I've heard all red fruits can help.
Forum: General Chat 14-06-2019, 09:55 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 592
Posted By Morticia
Just thought of another ... where I live now. ...

Just thought of another ... where I live now.

I once got asked for directions to a block of flats around the corner from me.
Got chatting to the handsome hunk :-p and discovered he was the one...
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