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Forum: Games & Quizzes! Yesterday, 06:14 PM
Replies: 26,543
Views: 447,034
Posted By Twink55
Ohh yes! but I only use a very hot iron. It gets...

Ohh yes! but I only use a very hot iron. It gets rid of all the creases and I love to hear the screams ! :twisted::twisted::twisted:
Forum: Travel and Holidays Yesterday, 02:00 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 114
Posted By Twink55
Foxy, I spent a few days in Newcastle with a...

Foxy, I spent a few days in Newcastle with a friend who had to work during the day but was on their own in the evening. This meant that I had to fill my day alone and , apart from a couple of...
Forum: Games & Quizzes! Yesterday, 01:52 PM
Replies: 26,543
Views: 447,034
Posted By Twink55
Well when I popped in to see Dongle, he wasn't...

Well when I popped in to see Dongle, he wasn't wearing wrinkly pink pyjamas......that was his skin! :043::043::043:
Forum: General Chat Yesterday, 11:26 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 424
Posted By Twink55
I find that I can relate all my dreams to...

I find that I can relate all my dreams to somethings I have thought about in the day.... but they are all jumbled up.

Eg. I may have seen an old lady slowly carrying her shopping home. Thought...
Forum: Pets and Animals 10-12-2019, 07:06 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 217
Posted By Twink55
I had a pair who visited most days so I called...

I had a pair who visited most days so I called them Frederick & Felicity Pheasant. I haven't seen them this year but I did have a solitary male on the garden 2 weeks ago.:-)
Forum: Technology 10-12-2019, 03:03 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 281
Posted By Twink55
A few weeks ago I have a very professional lady ,...

A few weeks ago I have a very professional lady , who phoned to suggest there may be a problem with the lagging that the council put in my loft. She said they could help to check it. I told her that,...
Forum: General Chat 10-12-2019, 02:51 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 467
Posted By Twink55
No but I will be out voting. I understand that...

No but I will be out voting. I understand that the ladies at the polling station have a small room which is used to torture any man who makes rude suggestions.........shall I meet you...
Forum: Games & Quizzes! 10-12-2019, 12:43 PM
Replies: 26,543
Views: 447,034
Posted By Twink55
Mups perhaps he would like to hear your signature...

Mups perhaps he would like to hear your signature tune on LTP. :lol:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVWQkah4xTQ
Forum: General Chat 09-12-2019, 01:56 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 467
Posted By Twink55
Sorry I still can't agree! Many women hated the...

Sorry I still can't agree! Many women hated the man holding the purse strings.... maybe that is why so many women choose to work:102:. Being a housekeeper and parent is a role that should be shared...
Forum: General Chat 09-12-2019, 01:46 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 467
Posted By Twink55
I think your post has just demonstrated what I...

I think your post has just demonstrated what I was saying! Trust and respect come naturally with friends & you remain friends because you really like each other. Sadly jealousy and the need to...
Forum: General Chat 09-12-2019, 01:24 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 467
Posted By Twink55
I think you are wise Roxy! Just because you love...

I think you are wise Roxy! Just because you love somebody, it shouldn't mean that you have to give up all your time & independence for them. I think it demonstrates trust & respect for each...
Forum: General Chat 09-12-2019, 01:09 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 467
Posted By Twink55
I don't think he did! Where were his rules on...

I don't think he did! Where were his rules on what a good husband should do?
If there is no equality for both spouses, doesn't that mean that all men are MCPs?:shock:
Forum: Photos and Art 09-12-2019, 09:05 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 158
Posted By Twink55
I think it is a fake! There are shadows of the...

I think it is a fake! There are shadows of the legs, and i have never seen a tattoo make shadows!:lol:
Forum: General Chat 09-12-2019, 08:56 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 467
Posted By Twink55
Does there need to be a way to a man's...

Does there need to be a way to a man's heart?:confused:
The men that have loved me, love me for the person I am, so I don't have to cook, provide sexual favours, or be a homemaker & if any man...
Forum: Games & Quizzes! 07-12-2019, 01:18 PM
Replies: 26,543
Views: 447,034
Posted By Twink55
:lol: They invited you to clean the floor. In...

:lol: They invited you to clean the floor. In fact when they asked me if I knew of any way you could be helpful, I suggested that they tie your hands & feet and leave a bottle of malt whisky at the...
Forum: Games & Quizzes! 07-12-2019, 01:02 PM
Replies: 26,543
Views: 447,034
Posted By Twink55
I am here by invitation from the ladies.... who...

I am here by invitation from the ladies.... who invited you Judd? :017:
Forum: Games & Quizzes! 06-12-2019, 06:05 PM
Replies: 26,543
Views: 447,034
Posted By Twink55
Have you always suffered from delusions Dongle?...

Have you always suffered from delusions Dongle? :lol:
Forum: Games & Quizzes! 06-12-2019, 05:59 PM
Replies: 26,543
Views: 447,034
Posted By Twink55
Well it is if you have nothing better to...

Well it is if you have nothing better to do!:mrgreen:
Forum: Games & Quizzes! 06-12-2019, 04:53 PM
Replies: 26,543
Views: 447,034
Posted By Twink55
Dongle, I think you will find that no woman...

Dongle, I think you will find that no woman believes that... especially Morty! :mrgreen:
Forum: General Chat 06-12-2019, 12:06 PM
Replies: 170
Views: 2,385
Posted By Twink55
I think you are right JBR. Boris Johnson said we...

I think you are right JBR. Boris Johnson said we are trying to stop Islamaphobia, but how can we when some of their religious laws break British law!
I have always believed that Sharia law, in our...
Forum: General Chat 05-12-2019, 05:47 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 459
Posted By Twink55
Swim perhaps it would help if you gave the full...

Swim perhaps it would help if you gave the full story; I think somebody else has also said that today!
From your first post I assumed you had been bitten by a dog, so it would really help if you...
Forum: Games & Quizzes! 04-12-2019, 03:29 PM
Replies: 26,543
Views: 447,034
Posted By Twink55
Lovely to hear from you Morty & I am sure that...

Lovely to hear from you Morty & I am sure that all on LTP will be returning your hugs & kisses.:grouphug:
Forum: General Chat 04-12-2019, 03:26 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 124
Posted By Twink55
Swim, you should wait for the spring to do any...

Swim, you should wait for the spring to do any more work! You will be feeling more recovered & Guy will be more relaxed, so can help with making decisions.
Just have a good time and both enjoy...
Forum: Games & Quizzes! 04-12-2019, 10:46 AM
Replies: 26,543
Views: 447,034
Posted By Twink55
Excuse me Dongle, but I need to explain that...

Excuse me Dongle, but I need to explain that Christmas will not happen on LTP :!:
How can we show kindness to all mankind, when the only men who come on LTP are hooligans like you and Judd?:shock:
Forum: Exercise & Fitness 03-12-2019, 09:14 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,032
Posted By Twink55
I agree Mags. The only reason people feel they...

I agree Mags. The only reason people feel they need to exercise now, is because we have too many machines to do the jobs for us & some eat too much!
Sport is exercise but only those, who can do it...
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