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Forum: General Chat Yesterday, 11:01 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 353
Posted By Primus1
Itíll be six years before I can claim my state...

Itíll be six years before I can claim my state pension so I guess Iím not getting any bonus :089:
Forum: General Chat Yesterday, 06:58 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 109
Posted By Primus1
Yes, you can rob a pensioner and beat them to a...

Yes, you can rob a pensioner and beat them to a pulp and expect to get a couple of years, but try and defraud someone and expect much longer.....
Forum: Food & Drink Yesterday, 05:29 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 256
Posted By Primus1
Oo yes love tunnocks tea cakes...we call them...

Oo yes love tunnocks tea cakes...we call them doorknobs
Forum: General Chat 14-12-2019, 11:05 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 353
Posted By Primus1
Whatís a Christmas bonus?. And how do you get one?

Whatís a Christmas bonus?. And how do you get one?
Forum: General Chat 14-12-2019, 11:47 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 427
Posted By Primus1
Sorry mups, I missed it too, happy belated...

Sorry mups, I missed it too, happy belated birthday wishes from me, hope you had a great day...
Forum: Car Forum 12-12-2019, 09:12 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 181
Posted By Primus1
Try not to drive through deep water, even large...

Try not to drive through deep water, even large puddles, modern cars have their air intakes low down in the engine bay, driving through deep water, can cause water to be drawn into the engine...
Forum: Jokes & Funnies 11-12-2019, 11:23 PM
Replies: 1,149
Views: 60,917
Posted By Primus1
Two elderly ladies, Mabel and Evie, meet at a...

Two elderly ladies, Mabel and Evie, meet at a cafť for a nice cup of coffee and a cake.

After a while, Mabel peers closely at Evie and says, ďEvie, it looks like you have a suppository in your...
Forum: General Chat 10-12-2019, 10:28 PM
Replies: 69
Views: 766
Posted By Primus1
Oh gawd...if you two are checking up on us...I...

Oh gawd...if you two are checking up on us...I better start wearing pyjamas.....:shock:
Forum: General Chat 09-12-2019, 11:16 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 634
Posted By Primus1
Itís definitely saying those three little words...

Itís definitely saying those three little words everyday




itís my fault....
Forum: Music 08-12-2019, 12:41 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 540
Posted By Primus1
One thatís rarely heard is by Louis Armstrong ď...

One thatís rarely heard is by Louis Armstrong ď zat you Santa clause?Ē
Forum: Car Forum 08-12-2019, 12:39 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 578
Posted By Primus1
Unfortunately no, the driver will still have to...

Unfortunately no, the driver will still have to follow the rules, by being ready to take control in the event of something happening, although by the time cars are truly driverless, someone will have...
Forum: Car Forum 08-12-2019, 12:24 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 578
Posted By Primus1
All this technology in cars is just a taste of...

All this technology in cars is just a taste of things to come, itís all trialling the new tech for the eventual introduction of driverless cars, everything is being tried so it will be foolproof for...
Forum: Car Forum 08-12-2019, 10:26 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 657
Posted By Primus1
From HJ,S Q DRIVING AUTOMATICS SAFELY: Why...

From HJ,S
Q
DRIVING AUTOMATICS SAFELY: Why do you repeatedly advocate left foot braking of automatic cars?

A
Because in the absence of a clutch to separate the driven wheels from the engine...
Forum: Car Forum 08-12-2019, 10:22 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 657
Posted By Primus1
I suppose art, it would depend on the personís...

I suppose art, it would depend on the personís disability
Forum: Car Forum 08-12-2019, 10:21 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 657
Posted By Primus1
And f1 and generally all motorsport ( cars)

And f1 and generally all motorsport ( cars)
Forum: Car Forum 07-12-2019, 07:02 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 657
Posted By Primus1
The problem comes from pedal confusion, ie, the...

The problem comes from pedal confusion, ie, the driver presses the accelerator instead of the brake , HJ, advocates using the left foot to brake the car AT LOW SPEEDS ONLY, when parking or reversing,...
Forum: General Chat 07-12-2019, 10:33 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 161
Posted By Primus1
Morning all, off to town today to do some last...

Morning all, off to town today to do some last minute Christmas shopping with no1 son, if I can survive the madness:lol:. Have a good day everyone
Forum: Car Forum 03-12-2019, 11:21 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 342
Posted By Primus1
Yes you would notice it on startup and thereíd be...

Yes you would notice it on startup and thereíd be an orange light on the dash as the sensors wouldnít detect anything
Forum: General Chat 02-12-2019, 07:11 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 231
Posted By Primus1
Iíll look out for the wonky stall when I next go...

Iíll look out for the wonky stall when I next go into town..:lol:
Forum: Science and Environment 01-12-2019, 06:37 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 445
Posted By Primus1
Most domestic washers are cold fill for two...

Most domestic washers are cold fill for two reasons, firstly the development of washing powdere/ liquids, to clean at low temperatures, secondly, manufacturers did away with hot fill because most hot...
Forum: Home & DIY 01-12-2019, 10:51 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 355
Posted By Primus1
Is there no end to your talents summer?, looks...

Is there no end to your talents summer?, looks very nice ....
Forum: General Chat 01-12-2019, 09:41 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 112
Posted By Primus1
Morning everyone Nothing planned today, might...

Morning everyone
Nothing planned today, might go out later, not sure, looks too cold to be outside:cool2:, have a good day all...
Forum: General Chat 30-11-2019, 09:50 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 110
Posted By Primus1
Morning all Into town this morning for a mooch...

Morning all
Into town this morning for a mooch around, then to the supermarket nothing else planned just see how the day develops, have a good day everyone
Forum: General Chat 29-11-2019, 11:04 PM
Replies: 170
Views: 2,444
Posted By Primus1
He was wearing a suicide vest which turned out to...

He was wearing a suicide vest which turned out to be a hoax, the police would not take any chances, thatís why they told everyone to run, they then shot him twice, ( in the head presumably) they...
Forum: TV & Film 28-11-2019, 10:27 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 389
Posted By Primus1
When I first started as a laundry engineer, I...

When I first started as a laundry engineer, I used to go to the ambassador sauna, in Sheffield, wow was that an eye opener, you knocked on the big steel door and a panel slid open and I had to show...
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