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Forum: Games & Quizzes! 18-09-2019, 06:05 PM
Replies: 25,081
Views: 415,795
Posted By Twink55
Oh Mups, you know you could all stay with...

Oh Mups, you know you could all stay with me....but how can you when heaven knows what these hooligans would do to your house when they know you are not there?:cry:

I bet they would pinch your...
Forum: General Chat 18-09-2019, 05:57 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 441
Posted By Twink55
Would you feel the same if black people whitened...

Would you feel the same if black people whitened their faces to appear as ghosts at Halloween?:confused:

Aren't we all just looking for racism, rather than accepting that we all have different...
Forum: General Chat 18-09-2019, 01:42 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 234
Posted By Twink55
The littlies would enjoy them more at a display...

The littlies would enjoy them more at a display where they are more exciting, and they would be safer!
I have known children who have been burned by them & carry the scars for the rest of their...
Forum: General Chat 18-09-2019, 01:24 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 441
Posted By Twink55
Why the hell are people so upset about black...

Why the hell are people so upset about black faces?

For people who have black faces, their parents are the ones responsible!

For people who have white faces, don't many of them spend hours on...
Forum: General Chat 18-09-2019, 01:08 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 234
Posted By Twink55
That is where the problem is LongDriver! There...

That is where the problem is LongDriver! There are always idiots who think it is funny to try and scare people with them, but this means that many are left with physical damage & sometimes a life...
Forum: Games & Quizzes! 18-09-2019, 12:50 PM
Replies: 25,081
Views: 415,795
Posted By Twink55
But Judd, poor Mups needs a safe roof & I know...

But Judd, poor Mups needs a safe roof & I know you are busy.:-(

Tell you what, why don't you let her & her doggies come and stay with you till she can get her roof fixed? I am sure she would be...
Forum: Games & Quizzes! 17-09-2019, 03:47 PM
Replies: 25,081
Views: 415,795
Posted By Twink55
I am still here!

I am still here!
Forum: Games & Quizzes! 17-09-2019, 12:55 PM
Replies: 25,081
Views: 415,795
Posted By Twink55
How wrong you are Dongle! You may not be able to...

How wrong you are Dongle! You may not be able to see us , but that doesn't mean that we are not here!:mrgreen:

Perhaps you and Judd should both go to Specsavers.... that way you can hold hands if...
Forum: Games & Quizzes! 16-09-2019, 06:54 PM
Replies: 25,081
Views: 415,795
Posted By Twink55
Mups can you keep them both in the stocks? I have...

Mups can you keep them both in the stocks? I have plenty of stew so we can force feed them...... don't want them going hungry, losing weight & getting small enough to escape the stocks ... do we?...
Forum: General Chat 14-09-2019, 05:38 PM
Replies: 4,945
Views: 81,155
Posted By Twink55
Oh Mups I thought it was going to be a surprise...

Oh Mups I thought it was going to be a surprise visit to Dongle' house. Still he will have no excuse for not cooking us dinner now...will he? :mrgreen:
Forum: Games & Quizzes! 14-09-2019, 01:36 PM
Replies: 10,827
Views: 147,531
Posted By Twink55
After the show he returned home alone Sat...

After the show he returned home alone
Sat himself down then picked up his phone
He called for a pizza
That was delivered by Liza
Forum: Games & Quizzes! 14-09-2019, 09:59 AM
Replies: 10,827
Views: 147,531
Posted By Twink55
Bert had two tickets for a show But he lost...

Bert had two tickets for a show
But he lost one, Oh no what a blow!
So he went on his own
Forum: Brexit Forum 13-09-2019, 12:08 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 241
Posted By Twink55
I actually like Europe & have visited many...

I actually like Europe & have visited many different parts over the years.... but I don't want to be ruled by them!

It isn't just their politicians that are making things difficult, most of our...
Forum: Games & Quizzes! 13-09-2019, 11:45 AM
Replies: 25,081
Views: 415,795
Posted By Twink55
You do talk rubbish Dongle! Every woman I have...

You do talk rubbish Dongle! Every woman I have known was taught, by their mothers, where to put their knee, foot or fist if they wanted to hurt a man.:twisted:
I have never heard a man deny that...
Forum: General Chat 12-09-2019, 06:37 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 287
Posted By Twink55
A question I frequently ask EZ, but it seems that...

A question I frequently ask EZ, but it seems that people are happy to just lock them up. :roll:
Forum: Travel and Holidays 12-09-2019, 06:21 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 204
Posted By Twink55
LQ, I loved Amsterdam & was never bored. When I...

LQ, I loved Amsterdam & was never bored. When I first went there I was worried about the drugs, but their relaxed attitude seemed to make the place feel safer. We did a guided tour that was...
Forum: General Chat 12-09-2019, 05:49 PM
Replies: 191
Views: 3,170
Posted By Twink55
Dongle , are you applauding because this is now...

Dongle , are you applauding because this is now the end of this thread? :lol:
Forum: General Chat 11-09-2019, 11:45 AM
Replies: 4,945
Views: 81,155
Posted By Twink55
Longdogs is right Swimmy, trying to take revenge...

Longdogs is right Swimmy, trying to take revenge will just cause you more problems! Worse still, if they know you are against them, they will take a huge dislike to you and make it worse.
When you...
Forum: General Chat 10-09-2019, 08:24 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 204
Posted By Twink55
Happy Birthday Jazzi & I hope you are enjoying...

Happy Birthday Jazzi & I hope you are enjoying yourself. :113:
Forum: Games & Quizzes! 10-09-2019, 06:36 AM
Replies: 10,827
Views: 147,531
Posted By Twink55
Got a yearn to sail off on a yacht Around the...

Got a yearn to sail off on a yacht
Around the world? Maybe not
Watch out for that shark!
They can see in the dark
And I hear they can eat quite a lot!

There once was a sailor who came from...
Forum: General Chat 09-09-2019, 05:41 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 242
Posted By Twink55
IMO anybody who seriously harms a child has no...

IMO anybody who seriously harms a child has no right to live...yet there is a rapidly increasing number of them!:mad2:
Forum: General Chat 09-09-2019, 03:33 PM
Replies: 166
Views: 2,608
Posted By Twink55
I am pleased that this little boy can smile, but...

I am pleased that this little boy can smile, but I understand he cannot speak & isn't able to move yet ( at least that is what it said on the news).

He has a long way to go before he knows what...
Forum: Games & Quizzes! 09-09-2019, 03:26 PM
Replies: 25,081
Views: 415,795
Posted By Twink55
I have spoken with the other ladies and they...

I have spoken with the other ladies and they think that is a great idea.....it will keep you off LTP for a long time.:mrgreen:

Mups said it will save her having to keep stealing your laptop too!...
Forum: Games & Quizzes! 09-09-2019, 01:31 PM
Replies: 25,081
Views: 415,795
Posted By Twink55
I have been trying to get a prong big enough to...

I have been trying to get a prong big enough to hold you on the spit!:mrgreen:
Forum: Games & Quizzes! 09-09-2019, 12:28 PM
Replies: 25,081
Views: 415,795
Posted By Twink55
Wow Mups, it could be a good source of...

Wow Mups, it could be a good source of entertainment for us too. We could use all the bits and try to put them back together in a different form.
We could put their eyes on their bums, so they can...
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