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Forum: General Chat 01-11-2016, 12:49 AM
Replies: 24
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Posted By dukeofearl
And may your landing net be filled with a huge...

And may your landing net be filled with a huge golden beast that makes your net seem small:-D
Forum: General Chat 31-10-2016, 06:07 PM
Replies: 111
Views: 4,120
Posted By dukeofearl
Then as I have mention before Julie, I was...

Then as I have mention before Julie, I was Champion of the UK at the game. Perhaps their bad luck to draw me, compounded by losing and me not drinking their losers drink:-(
At times it was really...
Forum: General Chat 31-10-2016, 05:36 PM
Replies: 111
Views: 4,120
Posted By dukeofearl
Lucky or unlucky people I guess . I cannot drink...

Lucky or unlucky people I guess . I cannot drink alcohol, not sure if that is good or bad, good I guess .

Acts like poison and many times I have been off work next day having drank half to one...
Forum: General Chat 31-10-2016, 05:24 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,166
Posted By dukeofearl
No fanks, I only wear Jimmy Choo's:-D

No fanks, I only wear Jimmy Choo's:-D
Forum: General Chat 31-10-2016, 05:21 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,166
Posted By dukeofearl
Yep happy days. Then some time back I opened...

Yep happy days.

Then some time back I opened a top bedroom cupboard and 34 handbags fell on my head, all unused. In fact 26 still had price tags on them:-(

Just don't get it, even more when...
Forum: General Chat 31-10-2016, 12:34 PM
Replies: 111
Views: 4,120
Posted By dukeofearl
Later Art, duty calls:-(

Later Art, duty calls:-(
Forum: General Chat 31-10-2016, 10:32 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,166
Posted By dukeofearl
I have met women like you and Susan, trust me it...

I have met women like you and Susan, trust me it was pure heaven:-D

I also am a impulse buyer, see something I like and I buy it. Most like something which may be a little expensive, but then I...
Forum: General Chat 31-10-2016, 10:29 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,166
Posted By dukeofearl
Just trying to get a little happy thread going...

Just trying to get a little happy thread going Tabby, a little fun and a little banter , no serious generalisations.:-D
Forum: General Chat 31-10-2016, 10:25 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,166
Posted By dukeofearl
Not me Carol, I just see the bags come in and the...

Not me Carol, I just see the bags come in and the bags go back out:-(
Forum: General Chat 31-10-2016, 10:23 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,166
Posted By dukeofearl
Since when have I had misogynistic tendencies,...

Since when have I had misogynistic tendencies, what total and complete utter rubbish.

Now I must get off to M&S, my dear wife wants to take her purchases back.
Forum: General Chat 31-10-2016, 10:10 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,166
Posted By dukeofearl
What is it with women?

One of the deep mysteries of life, perhaps a product of the evolutionary process. Did evolution suddenly slip of down a branch line with tragic results.
Just what is it with women, this must do...
Forum: General Chat 31-10-2016, 09:43 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 1,893
Posted By dukeofearl
Think I may have missed ratty Art, unless he has...

Think I may have missed ratty Art, unless he has a few mates:-( Think my next cunning plan will be to electrocute him:confused:
Forum: General Chat 30-10-2016, 11:57 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,267
Posted By dukeofearl
Heck, how many groats was a burial plan :-(

Heck, how many groats was a burial plan :-(
Forum: General Chat 30-10-2016, 11:50 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 1,893
Posted By dukeofearl
Can't say I blame you, the thought of putting on...

Can't say I blame you, the thought of putting on 12 bra's each morning must be wearing for a piggy:-(
Forum: General Chat 30-10-2016, 11:46 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,267
Posted By dukeofearl
Funny that Carol, having a temper must be real...

Funny that Carol, having a temper must be real baggage .

I recon I lose mine perhaps once in 15 years , then it only last seconds. Strange folk.
Forum: General Chat 30-10-2016, 11:43 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,267
Posted By dukeofearl
The Lazarus Effect, heck real spooky. That for...

The Lazarus Effect, heck real spooky. That for us mortals we remain alive long after being pronounced dead, worse we are aware.

The reason for the rope and bells fitted from above ground down to...
Forum: General Chat 30-10-2016, 09:45 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,267
Posted By dukeofearl
Really Sweetie, I have never in my life had that...

Really Sweetie, I have never in my life had that sort of woman in my chambers , who left with such a small amount for her services.
I have paid my cleaners well.:-)
Forum: General Chat 30-10-2016, 08:52 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,267
Posted By dukeofearl
Do you flounce , have you ever flounced?

That is it really, have you ever left a forum or flounced out as folk call it.

I never never have, not my thing. I have committed suicide on some forums when my name character was getting boring...
Forum: General Chat 30-10-2016, 06:24 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 1,741
Posted By dukeofearl
Go on Ebay/ internet, chances are you can buy...

Go on Ebay/ internet, chances are you can buy them back. Seems used/soiled knickers are highly collectable, but the reason is totally beyond me:-(

The girls used saddles however have more...
Forum: Jokes & Funnies 30-10-2016, 06:11 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 1,764
Posted By dukeofearl
Lucky you Tom I would have been up and away...

Lucky you Tom

I would have been up and away years ago but for other people and pets.

See we have a new rod material coming out, space-age graphene. Seems it is 15 times stronger than diamond...
Forum: General Chat 30-10-2016, 05:52 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 1,741
Posted By dukeofearl
[/B] Like I posted, don't know, my wife and...

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Like I posted, don't know, my wife and I never argue:-D
Forum: General Chat 30-10-2016, 05:38 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 1,741
Posted By dukeofearl
Amazing how the two years spent on here was fine,...

Amazing how the two years spent on here was fine, before you and a few others joined
Forum: General Chat 30-10-2016, 05:34 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 1,893
Posted By dukeofearl
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Forum: General Chat 30-10-2016, 04:21 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 1,741
Posted By dukeofearl
Just put a Email address on message pages if you...

Just put a Email address on message pages if you want to talk to people. That is what I do if interesting people join. Talking via messages is no talk at all, in my opinion.
Forum: General Chat 30-10-2016, 04:15 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 1,893
Posted By dukeofearl
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