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Forum: General Chat 03-12-2020, 11:07 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 477
Posted By Primus1
Iíve been charged with unnecessary cruelty and...

Iíve been charged with unnecessary cruelty and suffering to animals, apparently some went blind...
Forum: General Chat 03-12-2020, 07:14 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 131
Posted By Primus1
Well Iím a tome now watching tv...

Well Iím a tome now watching tv...
Forum: General Chat 03-12-2020, 07:12 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 477
Posted By Primus1
I once stripped off for charity, completely in...

I once stripped off for charity, completely in the buff, all the people shouting and cheering, unfortunately, the cats protection league shop manager took a dim view, my case comes up next week..
Forum: Sports 01-12-2020, 10:48 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 129
Posted By Primus1
Well bottas is also in the fastest car, whoever...

Well bottas is also in the fastest car, whoever replaces lewis, probably stoffel vandoorne who is the reserve driver, but he wonít be used to it, he canít test it and can only use the simulator
Forum: Sports 30-11-2020, 08:27 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 214
Posted By Primus1
Latest update is he has burns to his hands but...

Latest update is he has burns to his hands but itís not known how serious until the bandages are removed today, but he has no broken bones,
Forum: Sports 29-11-2020, 11:20 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 214
Posted By Primus1
Yes, although itís as safe as it can be, this...

Yes, although itís as safe as it can be, this crash reminds us it is still a dangerous sport
Forum: General Chat 29-11-2020, 10:51 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 702
Posted By Primus1
Eat something out of the freezer and make room...

Eat something out of the freezer and make room for your turkey
Forum: General Chat 29-11-2020, 10:10 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 702
Posted By Primus1
Go vegetarian art

Go vegetarian art
Forum: General Chat 29-11-2020, 07:14 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 702
Posted By Primus1
Iíve got it art, you need to do a snow dance,...

Iíve got it art, you need to do a snow dance, this involves going out at midnight completely naked except for one wellington ( left or right it doesnít matter) you have to dance around the garden...
Forum: General Chat 29-11-2020, 06:58 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 702
Posted By Primus1
Right up your street then art...:lol:

Right up your street then art...:lol:
Forum: Sports 29-11-2020, 06:56 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 214
Posted By Primus1
Thankfully he wasnít unconscious, that wouldíve...

Thankfully he wasnít unconscious, that wouldíve been very different
Forum: General Chat 29-11-2020, 05:51 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 702
Posted By Primus1
Buy a live one art, feed it up until a couple of...

Buy a live one art, feed it up until a couple of days before, then tell him you have a special surprise waiting for him in the knife drawer....
Forum: Sports 29-11-2020, 04:11 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 214
Posted By Primus1
Yes thankfully all the safety systems fell into...

Yes thankfully all the safety systems fell into place, Iíve not seen a car burst into flames and split in half in a long time, thank goodness for the halo, it probably saved romains life
Forum: General Chat 29-11-2020, 10:46 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 399
Posted By Primus1
You better believe it...:lol:

You better believe it...:lol:
Forum: Sports 29-11-2020, 10:14 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 512
Posted By Primus1
We like to build people up and then take great...

We like to build people up and then take great delight in knocking them down again, a British trait
Forum: General Chat 29-11-2020, 10:08 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 399
Posted By Primus1
Big Mac, meal and a hot apple pie

Big Mac, meal and a hot apple pie
Forum: TV & Film 29-11-2020, 10:02 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 87
Posted By Primus1
Dave prowse has died

The green cross code man and dearth Vader actor has died
Forum: General Chat 28-11-2020, 11:10 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 109
Posted By Primus1
Try taking the racing line swims, and check your...

Try taking the racing line swims, and check your tyre pressure on your wheelbarrow, Iím sure youíll gain two tenths
Forum: General Chat 28-11-2020, 11:08 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 835
Posted By Primus1
You could always recommend i5 to the local wi,...

You could always recommend i5 to the local wi, Iím sure theyíll be interested in hill running.....
Forum: Home & DIY 28-11-2020, 06:34 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 260
Posted By Primus1
We have a vax upright cleaner, itís noisy, and...

We have a vax upright cleaner, itís noisy, and Iím not so sure it cleans properly , although it was fairly cheap I wish Iíd spent a bit more and got a better one,
Forum: General Chat 28-11-2020, 11:55 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 835
Posted By Primus1
Yes foxy, itís exactly that, make sure you watch...

Yes foxy, itís exactly that, make sure you watch it with the mother in law or any grandchildren to get the best out of it:lol:
Forum: General Chat 27-11-2020, 11:21 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 136
Posted By Primus1
When they were dishing out noses, I misheard and...

When they were dishing out noses, I misheard and thought they said rose, I asked for a big red one...
Forum: It's Christmas! 27-11-2020, 11:20 PM
Replies: 65
Views: 1,012
Posted By Primus1
If I come will you make sure I donít fall asleep...

If I come will you make sure I donít fall asleep in a plate full of cauliflower like last time, when I woke up, I thought I was in the clouds...
Forum: General Chat 27-11-2020, 11:11 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 835
Posted By Primus1
No country for old men

No country for old men
Forum: General Chat 27-11-2020, 09:49 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 284
Posted By Primus1
Ah, todgy, what you should have done,is taken the...

Ah, todgy, what you should have done,is taken the finance from the garage, waited a couple of weeks then paid it all off, cash is definitely not king nowadays when buying cars, the salesman makes his...
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