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Forum: Jokes & Funnies 11-03-2012, 10:52 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 634
Posted By Andycapp
Tough Area to Live

I grew up in a rough tough area .

When I was a kid people used two cover me in chocolate and cream .

Then put a cherry on my head.

Life was tough in the GATEAU """""""""""";-)
Forum: Jokes & Funnies 05-03-2012, 11:28 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 630
Posted By Andycapp
Danny Welbeck

Manchester United's Danny Welbeck as a famous grand father who was a bomb disposal officer in the second world war His name was Stan Welbeck
Forum: General Chat 05-03-2012, 11:26 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 2,146
Posted By Andycapp
Congtatulations and best wishes Bob

Congtatulations and best wishes Bob
Forum: General Chat 25-02-2012, 08:52 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,370
Posted By Andycapp
Frank was a great man and a great comic but best...

Frank was a great man and a great comic but best thing about him. He was a Labour Party supporter. :lol::lol::lol:
Forum: General Chat 23-02-2012, 06:27 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,370
Posted By Andycapp
Frank Carson

Frank Carson dies.
After chocking on unspecified food
Hospital reports suggest........... Its A Cracker.......
Forum: Jokes & Funnies 10-02-2012, 10:27 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 621
Posted By Andycapp
Kenny Dalglish

They should make Kenny Dalglish England manager
him and John Terry will get on like a cross on fire
Forum: General Chat 08-02-2012, 11:02 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,859
Posted By Andycapp
Tommy Cooper as a stand up comedian made me...

Tommy Cooper as a stand up comedian made me laugh.

Peter Key in his sit coms make me laugh but I don,t find him funny in his stand up routine.
Forum: Jokes & Funnies 08-02-2012, 10:59 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 869
Posted By Andycapp
2 Jokes

I just got knocked of my bike by a lorry salting the roads.....


You dozy bugger I screamed through ..........GRITTED TEETH


I was at a wedding reception when the DJ announced......All the...
Forum: General Chat 04-02-2012, 10:25 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,946
Posted By Andycapp
Mollie the Jet wash for £1 is down Cemetery lane...

Mollie the Jet wash for £1 is down Cemetery lane near the Old Hall just before the railway bridge on your left.
Forum: General Chat 03-02-2012, 10:27 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,946
Posted By Andycapp
Mollie Ourflo does all the cleaning because she...

Mollie Ourflo does all the cleaning because she is doing all the shopping in the car. The other day she was waiving at all the people coming in the opposite direction to us when I realised what the...
Forum: General Chat 02-02-2012, 10:56 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 2,808
Posted By Andycapp
Ford Galaxy now a VW Touran

Ford Galaxy now a VW Touran
Forum: General Chat 02-02-2012, 10:53 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,946
Posted By Andycapp
I take my car to the jet wash £1 for 10 minutes....

I take my car to the jet wash £1 for 10 minutes.
Then Ourflo vacuum,s the car inside and polishes it outside.
total cost £1 :mrgreen:
Forum: Your Introductions! 02-02-2012, 10:34 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,518
Posted By Andycapp
Welcome Brenda. May the god of mischief smile...

Welcome Brenda. May the god of mischief smile forever on you. Some nice folk on this forum.:023:
Forum: General Chat 02-02-2012, 10:30 PM
Replies: 72
Views: 7,112
Posted By Andycapp
Although I did not know Dandysmom (Eileen) I can...

Although I did not know Dandysmom (Eileen) I can see by the post that she must have been a very special loving person. One much loved by members who knew her. So I would like to say. May she rest in...
Forum: Jokes & Funnies 30-01-2012, 10:47 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 573
Posted By Andycapp
At Luis Suares birthday party last night they had...

At Luis Suares birthday party last night they had to abandon Pin the Tail on the Donkey.
because Andy Carrol was loosing to much Blood......

Liverpool have announced they will be re-using the...
Forum: Jokes & Funnies 02-01-2012, 12:13 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 671
Posted By Andycapp
Ourflo,s Christmas present

Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife.

Last weekend I saw something at Larrys Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was Christmas and I was looking for a little...
Forum: General Chat 28-12-2011, 12:10 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 2,391
Posted By Andycapp
Hope Uncle Joe is up and posting very soon. Thank...

Hope Uncle Joe is up and posting very soon. Thank you Jean for the updates...
Forum: General Chat 26-12-2011, 07:19 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 3,547
Posted By Andycapp
Ourflo needs a couple of Valium Hers stressed...

Ourflo needs a couple of Valium Hers stressed anyone know where she can get a little helper

BrandyKin I know loki my fav Norse God Any Caves near were you live or good BB&Bs
...
Forum: General Chat 26-12-2011, 09:19 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 3,547
Posted By Andycapp
Good Morning Brandykins Love the name of your...

Good Morning Brandykins Love the name of your Dog.....
Do you live anywhere near ? Drumnadrochit ?
Forum: General Chat 20-12-2011, 12:15 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,732
Posted By Andycapp
Went to Tesco yesterday and it took me 25 minutes...

Went to Tesco yesterday and it took me 25 minutes to get of the car-park.
Forum: General Chat 19-12-2011, 08:41 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 2,005
Posted By Andycapp
Ourflo says thank you all she had a wonderful...

Ourflo says thank you all she had a wonderful birthday. I kept from under her feet by going down the pub till teatime then bed for an hour then down the club till closing time. She is looking farward...
Forum: General Chat 18-12-2011, 12:41 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 2,005
Posted By Andycapp
Thanks Mags I will tell her when she comes down...

Thanks Mags I will tell her when she comes down of the roof.
She is fixing the Arial and cleaning out the gutters why she is up there.;-)
Forum: General Chat 18-12-2011, 11:33 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 2,005
Posted By Andycapp
Its Ourflo,s Birthday

Its Ourflo,s Birthday today and I would like to wish her happy Birthday Kettles on love and I have left Bacon and sausage out for you cook breakfast. I would have bought her a new Pinny but I had no...
Forum: General Chat 14-12-2011, 11:40 PM
Replies: 88
Views: 6,804
Posted By Andycapp
A merry Christmas and a prosperous New Year to...

A merry Christmas and a prosperous New Year to all over 50s members from me and Ourflo..:038:
Forum: General Chat 14-12-2011, 11:33 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 4,593
Posted By Andycapp
Thats a blinder White Raven and if you don,t mind...

Thats a blinder White Raven and if you don,t mind I will pinch it. mmmm Not your bottom but the saying,,,,,.:mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:
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