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Forum: Games & Quizzes! 28-07-2021, 05:38 PM
Replies: 5,899
Views: 114,515
Posted By Last Tango
There was a young girl from Tibet Who took her...

There was a young girl from Tibet
Who took her wee cat to the vet
Her cat was a trifle wild
Worse than even a child
Thus the vet thought it too big a threat

He offered to put it to sleep
Forum: Games & Quizzes! 28-07-2021, 02:39 PM
Replies: 5,899
Views: 114,515
Posted By Last Tango
So off for a sulk he did go Out came his Tool,...

So off for a sulk he did go
Out came his Tool, just to Mow
Mowing fast, all of his grass
On the last line I will pass
Forum: Games & Quizzes! 27-07-2021, 12:40 PM
Replies: 5,899
Views: 114,515
Posted By Last Tango
It took him so long to get clean Then off he...

It took him so long to get clean
Then off he went to the canteen
Forum: Games & Quizzes! 27-07-2021, 08:37 AM
Replies: 5,899
Views: 114,515
Posted By Last Tango
His task was so simple to do Feeding the...

His task was so simple to do
Feeding the monkeys at the zoo
But he soon got the sack
Forum: General Chat 26-07-2021, 07:51 AM
Replies: 126
Views: 3,596
Posted By Last Tango
Well said, Twink.

Well said, Twink.
Forum: General Chat 25-07-2021, 08:17 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 539
Posted By Last Tango
When it’s gone, it’s gone..... My thoughts...

When it’s gone, it’s gone.....

My thoughts too, Art, but she maintains they have a 'comfortable' life together, with no other parties involved.
Forum: General Chat 25-07-2021, 07:50 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 539
Posted By Last Tango
For the sake of the children

I had the pleasure of meeting up with a long time friend whom I had not seen face to face due to the restrictions, During our chat I sensed that she seemed rather 'down' To cut a long story short,...
Forum: Games & Quizzes! 24-07-2021, 05:29 PM
Replies: 5,899
Views: 114,515
Posted By Last Tango
Then Tabs had a strop whacked Dongles - full...

Then Tabs had a strop
whacked Dongles - full stop!
His ear turned bright red
"Cut that out!", Dongles said
Forum: Games & Quizzes! 24-07-2021, 05:13 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 366
Posted By Last Tango
What was it that Miss World contestants used to...

What was it that Miss World contestants used to "wish" for - oh yes,"World Peace". Unfortunately I think we will wait a while for that so, in the interim, can I please have:

- an end to this...
Forum: Games & Quizzes! 23-07-2021, 06:54 PM
Replies: 5,899
Views: 114,515
Posted By Last Tango
From the organ he moved to the flute

From the organ he moved to the flute
Forum: Games & Quizzes! 23-07-2021, 06:50 PM
Replies: 5,899
Views: 114,515
Posted By Last Tango
It’s said his organ was rather large For which...

It’s said his organ was rather large
For which he imposed a fixed charge
Others charge by the inch
Or a centimetre at a pinch
Forum: Games & Quizzes! 23-07-2021, 06:45 PM
Replies: 5,899
Views: 114,515
Posted By Last Tango
It’s said his organ was rather large For which...

It’s said his organ was rather large
For which he imposed a fixed charge
Forum: Games & Quizzes! 23-07-2021, 06:37 PM
Replies: 5,899
Views: 114,515
Posted By Last Tango
A wily old bloke named Gordon Got a job as a...

A wily old bloke named Gordon
Got a job as a traffic warden
But he proved a 'jobs worth'
And showed not a bit of mirth
Though he was rather good on his organ

(Go on, I dare you Chillie!)
Forum: Games & Quizzes! 23-07-2021, 05:47 PM
Replies: 5,899
Views: 114,515
Posted By Last Tango
A wily old bloke named Gordon Got a job as a...

A wily old bloke named Gordon
Got a job as a traffic warden
But he proved a 'jobs worth'
Forum: Games & Quizzes! 23-07-2021, 05:45 PM
Replies: 5,899
Views: 114,515
Posted By Last Tango
"Oh, you are awful!"

"Oh, you are awful!"
Forum: Games & Quizzes! 23-07-2021, 05:23 PM
Replies: 5,899
Views: 114,515
Posted By Last Tango
Oh, sorely tempted there So quickly his...

Oh, sorely tempted there

So quickly his escape he did make
Pursued by Mae in his wake
Shaking her stick
She was one angry chick
Forum: Games & Quizzes! 23-07-2021, 05:19 PM
Replies: 5,899
Views: 114,515
Posted By Last Tango
So quickly his escape he did make Pursued by...

So quickly his escape he did make
Pursued by Mae in his wake
Shaking her stick

Oh, sorely tempted there, Chillie
Forum: Games & Quizzes! 23-07-2021, 05:15 PM
Replies: 5,899
Views: 114,515
Posted By Last Tango
So quickly his escape he did make Pursued by...

So quickly his escape he did make
Pursued by Mae in his wake
Forum: TV & Film 23-07-2021, 04:38 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 641
Posted By Last Tango
Mine too! Also mentioned in "You've got...

Mine too!

Also mentioned in "You've got mail".
Forum: Games & Quizzes! 23-07-2021, 04:33 PM
Replies: 5,899
Views: 114,515
Posted By Last Tango
I met a strange man today Who was acting in a...

I met a strange man today
Who was acting in a peculiar way
Hiding behind a large tree
He was having a wee
When some of it on Mae did spray.

"I say", she said " do you mind!"
Forum: TV & Film 23-07-2021, 04:29 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 641
Posted By Last Tango
So many available - "Revenge is a dish best...

So many available -

"Revenge is a dish best served cold." - Vito Corleone

"I know it was you, Fredo ..... you broke my heart." - Michael Corleone

"Go to the mattresses." - Clemenza
Forum: Music 23-07-2021, 03:16 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 451
Posted By Last Tango
A great loss in the music scene.

A great loss in the music scene.
Forum: Games & Quizzes! 23-07-2021, 03:13 PM
Replies: 5,899
Views: 114,515
Posted By Last Tango
I met a strange man today Who was acting in a...

I met a strange man today
Who was acting in a peculiar way
Hiding behind a large tree
Forum: Games & Quizzes! 23-07-2021, 10:55 AM
Replies: 5,899
Views: 114,515
Posted By Last Tango
Grey were the skies this morning The dark...

Grey were the skies this morning
The dark clouds are surely a warning
Forum: Politics & Govt 22-07-2021, 09:15 PM
Replies: 69
Views: 2,431
Posted By Last Tango
Sounds an eminently sensible approach, JBR.

Sounds an eminently sensible approach, JBR.
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