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Forum: General Chat 13-07-2017, 05:55 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 578
Posted By Elbee
Planning your own funeral

As you know, ma Dad died a week ago and I took on planning his funeral. All he left was a wish for tow hymns, an independent undertaker (not part of a large chain like coop or Dignity) and "I'm...
Forum: General Health 13-07-2017, 05:48 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,882
Posted By Elbee
Thank you. It was a lovely funeral just what...

Thank you.
It was a lovely funeral just what Dad would have wanted.
Lots of old friends and family re connecting after many years lot of laughter as well as tears.
Mum has been a rock throughout.
Forum: General Health 12-07-2017, 05:32 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,882
Posted By Elbee
Dad's Funeral today

The funeral is today.
I believe around 40 or 50 are coming which demonstrates how much he touched so many lives.

At the end of the service, if every has cried and everyone has laughed, I think my...
Forum: General Health 09-07-2017, 05:27 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,882
Posted By Elbee
My father came home from hospital on 16 June. ...

My father came home from hospital on 16 June.
He took to his bed and even standing to use the phone was too much.
I kicked off at his doctor three times and they came out three times.
Last Sunday...
Forum: General Health 13-06-2017, 05:50 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,882
Posted By Elbee
Dad looked much better yesterday. I managed to...

Dad looked much better yesterday.
I managed to spend the weekend at home but am back with Mum after sister in law called the Police. Scared Mum no end having two PCs ringing the bell, still dont...
Forum: General Health 08-06-2017, 06:20 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,882
Posted By Elbee
Thank you so much for taking the trouble to reply...

Thank you so much for taking the trouble to reply with your kind and helpful comments.

The latest prognonis is it may not be prostate cancer it my be rectal which is worse.
It isn't kidney cancer...
Forum: General Health 06-06-2017, 04:11 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,882
Posted By Elbee
My Dad has cancer and my Mum is forgetful

My Dad has was diagonosed with Prostate cancer on Friday.
He said the doctor told him 3 to 5 years then.
On Saturday he was told it was on or near his kidney and in the liver too.

Today,...
Forum: Jokes & Funnies 24-12-2016, 11:47 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 296
Posted By Elbee
Blonde paying for replacement windows

REPLACEMENT WINDOWS

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, double-pane, energy-efficient kind.

Today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He...
Forum: Jokes & Funnies 24-12-2016, 11:45 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 170
Posted By Elbee
The rioters prayer.

THE RIOTERS PRAYER.

Our father, who art in prison, my mum knows not his name, thy Riots come, read it in the Sun, in Birmingham, as it is in London. Give us this day our Welfare bread & forgive...
Forum: Home & DIY 15-10-2016, 10:59 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 512
Posted By Elbee
Please sign this Petition for a New Homes Ombudsman

The only way the housebuilding industry will change for the better is if enough people sign this petition.
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/167660
A group of MPs had an Inquiry last year...
Forum: Travel and Holidays 06-11-2015, 10:04 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 572
Posted By Elbee
Using the tube

I must be getting old. I actually had a young girl (early 20's) offer to help me on the tube last Friday.

After travelling by mini can from Victoria to Holloway Road and nearly having three...
Forum: General Chat 06-11-2015, 09:56 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 512
Posted By Elbee
I must be getting old!

I looked at the clock when trying to put the dishwasher back together after an attempted repair/fault finding and it was 1.10pm. I finished at 1.45pm and went and had a shower.

After I thought I...
Forum: Jokes & Funnies 06-11-2015, 09:53 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 371
Posted By Elbee
As you get older you realise that.........

AS I AGE, I REALIZE THAT......................

1. I talk to myself, because sometimes I need expert advice.

2. Sometimes I roll my eyes out loud.

3. I don't need anger management. I need...
Forum: General Chat 05-08-2015, 07:48 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,419
Posted By Elbee
They are doing you a favour. As a SMOKER you...

They are doing you a favour.
As a SMOKER you probably won't be alive in 9 years time!
I quit over 15 years ago before things like e cigs, the smoking ban and covered displays made it really easy.
Forum: General Chat 05-08-2015, 07:44 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,419
Posted By Elbee
I was wondering which one of you was going to...

I was wondering which one of you was going to spot that, well done that man!

(it was 3 for 2, a typo as I am so angry!!)
Forum: General Chat 05-08-2015, 07:42 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,419
Posted By Elbee
"Poundshop" "Colgate" toothpaste is probably...

"Poundshop" "Colgate" toothpaste is probably fake.
It could contain anything like liquid mint flavoured chalk!

I bought some "Wilkinson Sword" razors from Poundland once and they were all blunt....
Forum: General Chat 05-08-2015, 07:38 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,419
Posted By Elbee
Well "der" as the young say! I have written...

Well "der" as the young say!

I have written to Colgate, Waitrose, Tesco, Sainsburys, Asda, Morrisons and Trading Standards Surrey who are currently investigating.
You can see more here:...
Forum: General Chat 09-07-2015, 11:36 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,419
Posted By Elbee
The great COLGATE Toothpaste rip-off!

In case you or your friends haven't noticed Colgate Palmolive is using "Shrinkflation" to deceive the Briths Public.

My wife bought 3 packets of Colgate Total Pro Gum Health 75ml for 3.79 each...
Forum: Finance & Banking 23-08-2014, 06:49 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 4,812
Posted By Elbee
Interest rates are being deliberately kept low so...

Interest rates are being deliberately kept low so people who can't afford to buy homes can afford to. It is their wages that shoudl be higher not borrowing costs lower.

As for pensions, this...
Forum: General Chat 23-08-2014, 06:38 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 852
Posted By Elbee
You know when you have retired when:-

You have several pairs of reading glasses all around your home.
You walk more - through choice.
Your car is always clean and polished
Your garden is the best in the street
You are easily annoyed...
Forum: General Health 25-04-2013, 11:29 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 2,910
Posted By Elbee
Our poor NHS!

I recently had to visit our local Hopsital St Richards in Chichester, to see a consultant and have a chest x ray and ultra sound scan.

Whilst the staff, nurses, doctors and consultants are all...
Forum: Other Debates/Discussions 25-04-2013, 11:13 AM
Replies: 76
Views: 4,006
Posted By Elbee
Points to note: 1) Rolf Harris instructed his...

Points to note:
1) Rolf Harris instructed his soliciotrs to use the Levenson report to stop his name being published in regard to the arrest and questioning.
2) All others arrested for questioning...
Forum: Other Debates/Discussions 19-04-2013, 09:37 AM
Replies: 76
Views: 4,006
Posted By Elbee
Rolf Harris arrested over sexual offences

Rolf Harris was arrested in march and relased ion bail until May reagrding historic sexual offences as part of "operation yewtree"

More here http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22212131

We will have...
Forum: Other Debates/Discussions 19-04-2013, 09:31 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 826
Posted By Elbee
If EVERY politician was like him the country...

If EVERY politician was like him the country would be a much better and fairer place to live in.

His Thatcher funeral comments were spot on.
Forum: Jokes & Funnies 19-04-2013, 09:29 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 552
Posted By Elbee
Exactly!

Exactly!
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