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Forum: Games & Quizzes! 30-06-2019, 05:48 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 71
Posted By Pyxell
No, no, no! You got there first, so you get the...

No, no, no! You got there first, so you get the prize! :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:
Forum: Games & Quizzes! 30-06-2019, 05:39 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 71
Posted By Pyxell
Tennessee Williams Edit......aargh!...

Tennessee Williams



Edit......aargh! You beat me! :mrgreen:
Forum: TV & Film 30-06-2019, 10:01 AM
Replies: 2,303
Views: 160,553
Posted By Pyxell
:lol: :lol: :lol: Just goes to show:- ...

:lol: :lol: :lol:


Just goes to show:-

There's no place like home despite you thinking the grass is always greener.
Other combinations of metaphors are available. :mrgreen:
Forum: General Chat 30-06-2019, 09:22 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 728
Posted By Pyxell
You can do it, Primus! Wear gloves! :lol: And...

You can do it, Primus! Wear gloves! :lol:
And sunglasses! :lol:

Plus, as a reward for fessing up, buy an extra packet for yourself to go down memory lane with when you get home!

You'll feel...
Forum: General Chat 30-06-2019, 09:05 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 728
Posted By Pyxell
Well confessed, Primus. :-D My feeling is...

Well confessed, Primus. :-D

My feeling is that next time you're in the supermarket, you should put three packets (at least!) of the same biscuits into the Food Bank box near the entrance. Then...
Forum: General Chat 30-06-2019, 06:57 AM
Replies: 5,169
Views: 86,782
Posted By Pyxell
Oh dear! What have they been asking you? (If...

Oh dear! What have they been asking you?

(If that's not too intrusive! :shock::shock: :lol::lol:)
Forum: Gardening 30-06-2019, 06:55 AM
Replies: 72
Views: 1,312
Posted By Pyxell
I bet he was pleased to know that as well as...

I bet he was pleased to know that as well as chief houseguard and companion, he also has a secondary rôle as a falling-camera cushion! :lol:
Forum: Photos and Art 30-06-2019, 06:49 AM
Replies: 306
Views: 6,080
Posted By Pyxell
I could never get my red hot pokers to flower....

I could never get my red hot pokers to flower. :-(

Yours look lovely!


I love the idea of a bashful spider! :lol:

Spiders are great, aren't they? And so diverse! A lot of people don't...
Forum: TV & Film 30-06-2019, 06:31 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 195
Posted By Pyxell
Having now watched the second episode, I must...

Having now watched the second episode, I must admit that I am enjoying it.

It is a very sort of programme.
Some scenes, set in occupied Rome, look authentic, and I like it when the Italians, who...
Forum: General Chat 29-06-2019, 06:48 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 728
Posted By Pyxell
Your mum probably thought it was done by very...

Your mum probably thought it was done by very neat moths.
Forum: Games & Quizzes! 29-06-2019, 05:03 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 135
Posted By Pyxell
I've never heard of no. 3, but I'll let someone...

I've never heard of no. 3, but I'll let someone else guess it.
Forum: General Chat 29-06-2019, 05:02 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 328
Posted By Pyxell
I'd rather eat grandchildren spit than bluebottle...

I'd rather eat grandchildren spit than bluebottle vomit!

At least the grandchildren haven't been eating dog poo...........
Forum: General Chat 29-06-2019, 04:55 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 728
Posted By Pyxell
Can't do press-ups.....bad wrists Can't do...

Can't do press-ups.....bad wrists
Can't do sit-ups......they're bad for my back
Can't do squats........bad knees


I can remember the Hail Mary though! I'll do four of those instead!
In fact,...
Forum: Games & Quizzes! 29-06-2019, 04:51 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 135
Posted By Pyxell
2. Celine Dion

2. Celine Dion
Forum: Games & Quizzes! 29-06-2019, 04:44 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 135
Posted By Pyxell
4. Jack Nicholson 5. Half your pets (are)...

4. Jack Nicholson


5. Half your pets (are) spayed or neutered.
?????
Forum: General Chat 29-06-2019, 04:34 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 728
Posted By Pyxell
First thing this morning I bought some trifle...

First thing this morning I bought some trifle bakewells. :-(
My redemption is that up until now, I've only eaten four. :-)


However, the other two will get demolished as soon as I've made a cup...
Forum: General Chat 29-06-2019, 12:52 PM
Replies: 5,169
Views: 86,782
Posted By Pyxell
:lol::lol::lol: ;-)

:lol::lol::lol: ;-)
Forum: General Chat 29-06-2019, 12:17 PM
Replies: 5,169
Views: 86,782
Posted By Pyxell
That's ok, just shroud it in long,...

That's ok, just shroud it in long, incomprehensible words, and only the cognoscenti will be in on it! :mrgreen:
Forum: General Chat 29-06-2019, 12:15 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 145
Posted By Pyxell
Absolutely agree with it, even if it does mean...

Absolutely agree with it, even if it does mean paying a bit more.
Forum: General Chat 29-06-2019, 12:09 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 604
Posted By Pyxell
I think June got too hot and burst already.

I think June got too hot and burst already.
Forum: General Chat 29-06-2019, 12:07 PM
Replies: 5,169
Views: 86,782
Posted By Pyxell
Aye aye ma'am! I think it does have elements...

Aye aye ma'am!

I think it does have elements of philosophy, though, because martial arts do, don't they?

And I suppose it might be a sport if you do it for fun, :shock:, but then maybe, if so,...
Forum: TV & Film 29-06-2019, 11:56 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 195
Posted By Pyxell
Yup, I guess you could only call it a comedy,...

Yup, I guess you could only call it a comedy, black or otherwise, with a scene, and a camera-angle, like this! :lol:



https://i.postimg.cc/4NZdHgTJ/IMG-2095.jpg
Forum: Brexit Forum 29-06-2019, 11:50 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 734
Posted By Pyxell
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Forum: TV & Film 29-06-2019, 11:45 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 195
Posted By Pyxell
I think it is meant to be a black comedy. There...

I think it is meant to be a black comedy. There are certainly some hilarious characters, albeit stereotypes maybe, and I doubt anyone would really get promoted to major just because their name was...
Forum: General Chat 29-06-2019, 11:19 AM
Replies: 5,169
Views: 86,782
Posted By Pyxell
When did you get initiated into the art of...

When did you get initiated into the art of poinking, then?



I say art, but is it a science? Or a philosophy? Or a sport?
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