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Forum: General Chat Yesterday, 10:44 PM
Replies: 34
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Posted By The Artful Todger
I have led an ----- interesting ----- life!

I have led an ----- interesting ----- life!
Forum: General Chat Yesterday, 07:47 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 329
Posted By The Artful Todger
Yes but some may not have and I really don't want...

Yes but some may not have and I really don't want to give anyone a fit of the vapours.

If you or anyone really wants an explanation then start by googling "queef"
Forum: Politics & Govt Yesterday, 07:40 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 191
Posted By The Artful Todger
Keep in mind that the USA is now a net exporter...

Keep in mind that the USA is now a net exporter of the smelly black stuff as well as refined product (and my life, even Brent Sweet Light does smell horribly).
Forum: Politics & Govt Yesterday, 07:04 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 191
Posted By The Artful Todger
The Don a spy? Nah. The accusations of any...

The Don a spy? Nah. The accusations of any political interfering by the Russians was and is total rubbish put about by the Dems.

As for the involvement of the Septics in the region - they are...
Forum: General Chat Yesterday, 06:42 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 240
Posted By The Artful Todger
We both had lost relatives in the camps and we...

We both had lost relatives in the camps and we both had relatives who had been Israeli freedom fighters.

Not to mention that I got a good eyefull while she was topless.
Forum: General Chat Yesterday, 06:33 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 240
Posted By The Artful Todger
We met on Geula beach at Tel-Aviv when she lost...

We met on Geula beach at Tel-Aviv when she lost the top of bikini in the sea.

She was staying at the same hotel with her parents that I was though we had never spoken.

So what's a guy gonna...
Forum: Other Debates/Discussions Yesterday, 05:47 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 315
Posted By The Artful Todger
I'll try. Are the weird kids weird because they...

I'll try. Are the weird kids weird because they are uncomfortable living as they should or is it their parents intent on giving them choice in a thing they are far too immature to make.
...
Forum: Politics & Govt Yesterday, 05:41 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 191
Posted By The Artful Todger
This mess isn't about oil. It's about a deal...

This mess isn't about oil. It's about a deal between the US and Erdogan in order for the US to continue to have access to the facilities in Turkey. In return the Turds were given carte blanche to...
Forum: General Chat Yesterday, 01:22 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 137
Posted By The Artful Todger
Free care homes.

The oldest UK prisoner is 104.

There's close to two thousand who are over 70 and Screws, especially young Screws, are having to be carers.

There are mutterings about dedicated geriatric wings...
Forum: Other Debates/Discussions Yesterday, 08:59 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 219
Posted By The Artful Todger
My admittedly maybe too subtle point was that...

My admittedly maybe too subtle point was that it's the fault of we Boomers for not instilling good behaviour in OUR kids.
Forum: General Chat Yesterday, 08:55 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 329
Posted By The Artful Todger
It didn't. That's the tragic bit. Poor thing was...

It didn't. That's the tragic bit. Poor thing was run over and its head was crushed.

We'll never have another dog and other than Snot that is a vagrant (I must remind it at some point) the only...
Forum: General Chat Yesterday, 08:52 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 329
Posted By The Artful Todger
That applies to all girls when "it's" done...

That applies to all girls when "it's" done properly. :mrgreen:
Forum: General Chat 22-10-2019, 07:35 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 263
Posted By The Artful Todger
If a person deliberately overrides or disables a...

If a person deliberately overrides or disables a barrier that normally prevents them from being exposed to a risk then it becomes their fault.
Forum: General Chat 22-10-2019, 06:26 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 263
Posted By The Artful Todger
No. It needs to be a thing to impede access to...

No. It needs to be a thing to impede access to the known risk
Forum: General Chat 22-10-2019, 05:38 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 166
Posted By The Artful Todger
Good idea! (Makes note for next year)

Good idea! (Makes note for next year)
Forum: General Chat 22-10-2019, 05:36 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 569
Posted By The Artful Todger
And means tested.

And means tested.
Forum: General Chat 22-10-2019, 05:35 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 329
Posted By The Artful Todger
My dog has no nose.

My dog has no nose.
Forum: General Chat 22-10-2019, 03:56 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 263
Posted By The Artful Todger
Well not really. By placing notices and putting...

Well not really. By placing notices and putting a rope around the thing shows that a hazard was known to exist, that it was recognised as such, but that it was not provided with the means to protect...
Forum: Other Debates/Discussions 22-10-2019, 03:39 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 219
Posted By The Artful Todger
At the very least protests raise public...

At the very least protests raise public awareness.

What is needed now that the enemies of democracy have obstructed BREXIT is public action. Hopefully it will soon commence.

Even simple...
Forum: General Chat 22-10-2019, 03:25 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 421
Posted By The Artful Todger
Too right! A dog is not just for Christmas. ...

Too right!

A dog is not just for Christmas. Carved correctly there'll be enough to see one to the New Year.
Forum: Other Debates/Discussions 22-10-2019, 01:51 PM
Replies: 82
Views: 1,128
Posted By The Artful Todger
Royal "duties". Pffft.

Royal "duties". Pffft.
Forum: General Chat 22-10-2019, 01:35 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 569
Posted By The Artful Todger
Thinking about this I've come to the opinion that...

Thinking about this I've come to the opinion that the justification for universal child benefit is very questionable the justification for child tax is overwhelming.
Forum: General Chat 22-10-2019, 12:12 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 329
Posted By The Artful Todger
You'd need to take care it wasn't punctured or...

You'd need to take care it wasn't punctured or you'd end up with it going down on you. Oh wait!
Forum: General Chat 22-10-2019, 12:08 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 569
Posted By The Artful Todger
Forbid not little children to come to me - and...

Forbid not little children to come to me - and suffer.

Catholic priests maxim.
Forum: Other Debates/Discussions 22-10-2019, 11:10 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 219
Posted By The Artful Todger
They're all our kids and grandkids. I blame...

They're all our kids and grandkids.

I blame the parents.
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