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Forum: Music 29-08-2017, 06:17 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 403
Posted By Older git
Rosemary

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AQJZys0cvI

Zim on phone to Rosemary. Say hello to the Jack of Hearts. She still does not understand me.
Forum: General Chat 29-08-2017, 03:44 PM
Replies: 160
Views: 5,769
Posted By Older git
A Gentleman lets his `adopted` 15 going on 16...

A Gentleman lets his `adopted` 15 going on 16 year old know she is a very nice and is also very pretty. She will break hearts.
Forum: General Chat 07-08-2017, 06:18 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 1,632
Posted By Older git
Too old and too tired. No longer a Sultan of...

Too old and too tired. No longer a Sultan of Swing
Forum: General Chat 07-08-2017, 04:42 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 2,385
Posted By Older git
I`m just a bloody smart arse. I bought this...

I`m just a bloody smart arse. I bought this new(round) pizza pan but all of my recipes called for rectangles. Aha time for pi r squared
Forum: General Chat 07-08-2017, 04:36 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 1,572
Posted By Older git
Dialect is starting to fade. It `fat` me for it...

Dialect is starting to fade. It `fat` me for it fitted me and was I frit by that ghost
Forum: General Chat 07-08-2017, 04:31 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 446
Posted By Older git
I was 13 remember. I lived on a busy road. My...

I was 13 remember. I lived on a busy road. My mate Andy would rush me up to the brink of the road as I was in a wheel barrow.
Forum: General Chat 07-08-2017, 04:25 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 1,107
Posted By Older git
You can guess-anything about my Father. We went...

You can guess-anything about my Father. We went to see the aged mother a few days ago and she was going on about a comment made by one of her Grandsons. I don`t like Trevor after what he said at...
Forum: General Chat 05-08-2017, 09:02 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 331
Posted By Older git
To be fair the 21 year old is up by the time I...

To be fair the 21 year old is up by the time I get back from the gym. It`s more a case of mum I cannot get back from the old woman I have to care for in the early evening-can you pick me up?

I`m...
Forum: General Chat 05-08-2017, 07:42 PM
Replies: 64
Views: 2,775
Posted By Older git
I still keep in touch and sometimes see an `ex`...

I still keep in touch and sometimes see an `ex` 1973-1984. I do say we are better friends now than when we lived together.
Forum: General Chat 05-08-2017, 07:37 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 331
Posted By Older git
Hello

It`s been a couple of weeks. I am getting used to having 2/3 females around and no `domestics` so far. I have kept my word of no alcohol and no tobacco whilst they are in the house and have been...
Forum: General Chat 19-07-2017, 06:55 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 1,323
Posted By Older git
That takes me back years, there was this guy in...

That takes me back years, there was this guy in front of me smoking a huge cigar. I blew it back,he rubs his neck repeat .Eventually he says something-I smile and hum `puff the magic dragon`
Forum: Politics & Govt 19-07-2017, 06:13 PM
Replies: 119
Views: 4,114
Posted By Older git
Where does a ball stop bouncing-OK A level...

Where does a ball stop bouncing-OK A level philosophy. But I wonder-we all remember some teachers who should never been near children.

Now some children should not be around teachers.
Forum: General Chat 19-07-2017, 06:06 PM
Replies: 149
Views: 7,419
Posted By Older git
Tell me. On Friday three women move in.

Tell me. On Friday three women move in.
Forum: General Chat 19-07-2017, 06:02 PM
Replies: 149
Views: 7,419
Posted By Older git
I love you all-but then I am a tart.

I love you all-but then I am a tart.
Forum: General Chat 19-07-2017, 02:48 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 738
Posted By Older git
I missed my vocation,drag up,talk drivel and get...

I missed my vocation,drag up,talk drivel and get paid a fortune.
Forum: General Chat 19-07-2017, 11:57 AM
Replies: 149
Views: 7,419
Posted By Older git
If anyone is/was ever attracted to me then thank...

If anyone is/was ever attracted to me then thank you and how kind. Just now I have some issues to sort out.
Forum: Home & DIY 19-07-2017, 11:36 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 1,376
Posted By Older git
As Baldrick used to say-`I have a cunning plan` ...

As Baldrick used to say-`I have a cunning plan` The internet is useless. I have tried DIY on `how to convert a two bedroom bungalow into a TARDIS` But space here does not understand theoretical...
Forum: General Chat 19-07-2017, 10:28 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 509
Posted By Older git
The recent change in the odds seems daft to me. ...

The recent change in the odds seems daft to me. Get all 6 and win so much it`s almost obscene,get 5 and it`s not a lot.
Forum: General Chat 19-07-2017, 10:23 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 1,354
Posted By Older git
Have I ever `stood someone up?` Yes. I was 15. ...

Have I ever `stood someone up?` Yes. I was 15. I was due to meet this girl I had seen a couple of time when several friends asked `Are you going to Dianne`s party?-No.

Well you should,she...
Forum: General Chat 17-07-2017, 06:50 PM
Replies: 149
Views: 7,419
Posted By Older git
Yes and I met some people who are now friends and...

Yes and I met some people who are now friends and one whose funeral I have attended. It starts with a flirt but then something else clicks in. I am attracted-we could be friends.
Forum: General Chat 17-07-2017, 06:46 PM
Replies: 149
Views: 7,419
Posted By Older git
Before I read all the posts let me say the world...

Before I read all the posts let me say the world is very strange. About three years ago I got this message on Plenty of Fish. Just `Hi how are you? No profile,no photo.

99.9% of the time I...
Forum: General Health 17-07-2017, 06:17 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 2,534
Posted By Older git
Could it be cartilage? Slight pain around the...

Could it be cartilage? Slight pain around the knee-and sometimes really sodding painful? Been there. You may have to wait weeks for a referral if it is and then hey ho-a small opp and no pain
Forum: Home & DIY 17-07-2017, 05:43 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 1,376
Posted By Older git
Guess who had a phone call about half an hour...

Guess who had a phone call about half an hour ago? Good job I was playing dummy at bridge. Seems like three women squeezed into a 2 bedroom bungalow for a while.

I`m really very nice,I`m soft and...
Forum: Politics & Govt 17-07-2017, 04:32 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 900
Posted By Older git
My late Uncle Ron was captured at Dunkirk but did...

My late Uncle Ron was captured at Dunkirk but did get back home after it was all over. The RAF got some stick for not being around-but they were. So many stukas and dorniers etc might have been...
Forum: Sports 17-07-2017, 04:24 PM
Replies: 180
Views: 8,457
Posted By Older git
Just been pondering a thread about age. Martina...

Just been pondering a thread about age. Martina Navratilova won the Ladies Invitation doubles at 60.
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