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Forum: General Health 06-04-2020, 02:08 PM
Replies: 230
Views: 4,559
Posted By sparky
Cheers, not looking for conflict but it annoys me...

Cheers, not looking for conflict but it annoys me how these people seem to forget who the important ones are.
I remember a client of mine, he'd called me out to an emergency job and he was saying...
Forum: Pets and Animals 06-04-2020, 02:01 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 180
Posted By sparky
Here we go again, one of my neighbours got a dog,...

Here we go again, one of my neighbours got a dog, didn't bother training it, then when it got older they began having issues, knowing I was an ex dog handler they asked me if I'd train it for them, I...
Forum: General Health 06-04-2020, 01:53 PM
Replies: 230
Views: 4,559
Posted By sparky
To be honest, I couldn't give a toss about him,...

To be honest, I couldn't give a toss about him, or any of his ilk, they get priority testing, and no doubt, priority treatment, my wife is NHS and there's 25 cases of Covid as of Friday, where's the...
Forum: General Health 06-04-2020, 01:44 PM
Replies: 230
Views: 4,559
Posted By sparky
Maybe he'll have a different attitude if he comes...

Maybe he'll have a different attitude if he comes through this, because he's just been acting like a complete tosser, they're all at it, looking after their own, look at that git the other day, he is...
Forum: General Chat 06-04-2020, 11:16 AM
Replies: 6,093
Views: 112,154
Posted By sparky
The way a lot of these sportsmen have exposed...

The way a lot of these sportsmen have exposed themselves for what they really are, fecking idiots, annoys me.
You've got footballers saying that they shouldn't have their wages cut by half, the...
Forum: Car Forum 06-04-2020, 10:27 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 2,184
Posted By sparky
It's all to do with what is called the 'body...

It's all to do with what is called the 'body control system' , modern cars have several computers each doing a particular job, my landrover has two, my previous car, a Citroen, had three! They handle...
Forum: Car Forum 06-04-2020, 10:13 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 2,184
Posted By sparky
No, letting a car tick over will not charge the...

No, letting a car tick over will not charge the battery, to replace the amount of power taken from a battery on one start needs a run of about 30 miles, an alternator only puts out power above 1500...
Forum: Home & DIY 03-04-2020, 04:23 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 305
Posted By sparky
excellent, I'll remove my email linknow then,

excellent, I'll remove my email linknow then,
Forum: General Chat 03-04-2020, 04:07 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 664
Posted By sparky
Funny, because I usually find that where there's...

Funny, because I usually find that where there's a will there's a sobbing relation, or as my mate said when he found out he wasn't the sole air to a fortune, 'a sodding relation' :-D:-D
Forum: General Chat 03-04-2020, 04:02 PM
Replies: 6,093
Views: 112,154
Posted By sparky
When you're in the supermarket and the woman at...

When you're in the supermarket and the woman at the checkout asks if you want a bag and you reply, "no it's ok, I have one, she's at home". they don't know if you're serious or joking.:-D
Forum: General Chat 03-04-2020, 03:54 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 674
Posted By sparky
Probably an ageing boy scout, he's heard about a...

Probably an ageing boy scout, he's heard about a rise in crime and is just being prepared. lol
Forum: General Chat 03-04-2020, 03:48 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 674
Posted By sparky
Oh you,ve just made me remember an incident from...

Oh you,ve just made me remember an incident from the 80,s and it made me laugh.
At the time I lived in a small village one of those close knit places where if someone farts the whole place knows...
Forum: General Chat 03-04-2020, 03:37 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 404
Posted By sparky
Exactly, what a tosser.

Exactly, what a tosser.
Forum: Home & DIY 03-04-2020, 03:30 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 305
Posted By sparky
one important thing with pressurised systems...

one important thing with pressurised systems (combi's) is they do need manually topping up after you bleed air from them. My dil kept saying hers was losing pressure, then said she'd bled some rads...
Forum: Home & DIY 03-04-2020, 03:15 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 305
Posted By sparky
yes, if you want you can email me your number and...

yes, if you want you can email me your number and I will ring you and talk you through it,
Forum: Home & DIY 03-04-2020, 03:13 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 305
Posted By sparky
If she's losing pressure massively over a couple...

If she's losing pressure massively over a couple of days my first thought would be the drain off cock, they have a little rubber washer in them and since they are rarely used it's not uncommon for...
Forum: Home & DIY 03-04-2020, 03:09 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 305
Posted By sparky
Correct, quite often when you convert an open...

Correct, quite often when you convert an open vented system, the older type with cylider and header tank, to a pressurised system you do get problems with leaks, a common one being a leak from the...
Forum: Home & DIY 03-04-2020, 02:38 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 305
Posted By sparky
Here's a video, not sure what type you have, but...

Here's a video, not sure what type you have, but they're all similar, if this is no good, let me know and I'll try and help you later on. cheers Phil

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9-RRcAQGRM
Forum: Home & DIY 03-04-2020, 02:32 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 305
Posted By sparky
Hi, I can help you with this, do you have a...

Hi, I can help you with this, do you have a manual for the boiler?
Forum: General Chat 03-04-2020, 02:20 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 213
Posted By sparky
Yeah, I had a right do with one of those knobs at...

Yeah, I had a right do with one of those knobs at tesco the other day, got my fags and paper and was trying to leave when this tool told me they'd a one way sytem in place, to get out I'd have to...
Forum: Jokes & Funnies 03-04-2020, 02:16 PM
Replies: 1,509
Views: 47,894
Posted By sparky
A little negro lad is talking to his dad, "dad,...

A little negro lad is talking to his dad, "dad, why do we have such funny hair?"
his dad tells him that if they had normal hair it would get all tangled and knoted in the jungle, he then asks why...
Forum: Jokes & Funnies 03-04-2020, 02:11 PM
Replies: 1,509
Views: 47,894
Posted By sparky
If music be the food of love, how come rabbits...

If music be the food of love, how come rabbits can't sing?
Forum: Jokes & Funnies 03-04-2020, 02:10 PM
Replies: 1,509
Views: 47,894
Posted By sparky
A mother comes home from work, she's hardly got...

A mother comes home from work, she's hardly got through the door when her 5 year old daughter rushes up to her, "mummy mummy, daddys saved the au pairs life today" she cried, "really what happened?"...
Forum: Jokes & Funnies 03-04-2020, 02:05 PM
Replies: 1,509
Views: 47,894
Posted By sparky
A teacher asks her class if anyone knows the name...

A teacher asks her class if anyone knows the name of Robin Hoods girlfriend, "please miss, it was Trudy Glen" calls out young Paddy.
"no it wasn't" replied the teacher.
"Really well what about the...
Forum: General Chat 03-04-2020, 01:58 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 116
Posted By sparky
I've had a lot of dealings with these people over...

I've had a lot of dealings with these people over the years and to be honest after some of the stuff I've seen them do, I wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire!
They think they can do what they...
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