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Forum: Gardening Today, 10:58 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 527
Posted By Mups
Best keep her away from fallen apples too, Bazza,...

Best keep her away from fallen apples too, Bazza, as not only do they usually have wasps in them, apple (and Cherry) pips contain Cyanide!

This is a useful for a quick check about fruit and...
Forum: Games & Quizzes! Today, 09:49 AM
Replies: 665
Views: 6,552
Posted By Mups
She went to the convent next day And decided to...

She went to the convent next day
And decided to kneel down and pray
But as she bent down
She caught her tow in her gown
Forum: Games & Quizzes! Today, 09:47 AM
Replies: 26,549
Views: 447,176
Posted By Mups
Nice and quiet this morning Tabs. I like it...

Nice and quiet this morning Tabs.

I like it when those other creatures sleep in late. :-D
Forum: General Chat Today, 09:42 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 531
Posted By Mups
Ooh yes, I agree with that, Foxy. It's...

Ooh yes, I agree with that, Foxy.

It's good to give as well as receive, too :-D
Forum: Politics & Govt Today, 09:39 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 187
Posted By Mups
Did mine by post a week ago, save all the...

Did mine by post a week ago, save all the faffing about today.
Forum: Your Introductions! Today, 09:35 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 56
Posted By Mups
Good morning Tigger and welcome - that's easier...

Good morning Tigger and welcome - that's easier to say than your other name. :-)
Hope you enjoy the forum.
Forum: Games & Quizzes! Today, 01:22 AM
Replies: 26,549
Views: 447,176
Posted By Mups
Poor Judsy. Off you go m'dear. Have a...

Poor Judsy. Off you go m'dear.

Have a nice long lie in tomorrmow - till Friday if you like. ;-)
Forum: Gardening Today, 01:18 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 527
Posted By Mups
That's the first thing I thought too, Ted. ...

That's the first thing I thought too, Ted.
Personally Bazza, I would prefer a fruit tree where I could all the way round it, but that's just me.

The second thing was, won't you will struggle to...
Forum: General Chat Today, 01:02 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 115
Posted By Mups
My posted ones went last weekend. I delivered...

My posted ones went last weekend.
I delivered the neighbours ones last night, and most of the other local ones today on my way home from town.

So just about all done now.
Must try and get my...
Forum: Pets and Animals Today, 12:44 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 253
Posted By Mups
I have never seen a white pheasant, Muddy. I...

I have never seen a white pheasant, Muddy.

I would imagine the poor things would make a much easier target for the guns, as they wouldn't blend in to the background like the normal colour ones...
Forum: Games & Quizzes! Today, 12:37 AM
Replies: 665
Views: 6,552
Posted By Mups
She went to the convent next day And decided...

She went to the convent next day
And decided to kneel down and pray






(Hi Tango) :-)
Forum: Games & Quizzes! Today, 12:07 AM
Replies: 26,549
Views: 447,176
Posted By Mups
That might remove you men, I suppose we could...

That might remove you men, I suppose we could try, seeing as it is well known you are far more feeble than us wonderful ladies.

https://yoursmiles.org/msmile/fun/m0127.gif...
Forum: Games & Quizzes! Yesterday, 11:58 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 506
Posted By Mups
Segment

Segment
Forum: Games & Quizzes! Yesterday, 11:57 PM
Replies: 6,925
Views: 102,874
Posted By Mups
Pat Roles Q/R?

Pat Roles


Q/R?
Forum: Games & Quizzes! Yesterday, 11:53 PM
Replies: 665
Views: 6,552
Posted By Mups
With the Mother Superior she met Before her...

With the Mother Superior she met
Before her blancmange had set
With a cherry on top
It collapsed with a plop
The worst one she'd made yet.



She went to the convent next day
Forum: General Chat Yesterday, 06:59 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 466
Posted By Mups
I can't explain that I'm afraid, unless you saw...

I can't explain that I'm afraid, unless you saw with 'your mind's eye.'

I just think some people are more sensitive than others for some reason, and accept it.
Forum: General Chat Yesterday, 06:54 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 115
Posted By Mups
Hah :lol: Naughty boy. :lol:

Hah :lol: Naughty boy. :lol:
Forum: Other Debates/Discussions Yesterday, 06:23 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 692
Posted By Mups
At the cemetery I will go in, because I left the...

At the cemetery I will go in, because I left the village over 10 years ago, my plot doubles in price.


Also, the rules there say . .

" Grants of exclusive right of burial are granted for...
Forum: Games & Quizzes! Yesterday, 06:09 PM
Replies: 26,549
Views: 447,176
Posted By Mups
Oh dear . . . :-(

Oh dear . . . :-(
Forum: Games & Quizzes! Yesterday, 04:32 PM
Replies: 271
Views: 2,734
Posted By Mups
Passport Q

Passport

Q
Forum: General Chat Yesterday, 04:25 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 466
Posted By Mups
May I suggest you leave the lemonade alone before...

May I suggest you leave the lemonade alone before you go to bed, dongle? :lol:

If I was your missus, I'd whack you with me rolling pin, that'd keep you quiet till morning. ;-)

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Forum: General Chat Yesterday, 04:17 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 115
Posted By Mups
So I shall expect mine within the next few days...

So I shall expect mine within the next few days then, dongle? :-D
Forum: General Health Yesterday, 04:12 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 186
Posted By Mups
I agree with that, Summer. :023:

I agree with that, Summer. :023:
Forum: Games & Quizzes! Yesterday, 04:05 PM
Replies: 665
Views: 6,552
Posted By Mups
Next morning she woke up at nine Her lover had...

Next morning she woke up at nine
Her lover had gone, the swine
"I feel used", she declared
I thought that he cared
Perhaps I should have declined.



So she sat on the wall in the sun
Forum: Games & Quizzes! Yesterday, 04:03 PM
Replies: 26,549
Views: 447,176
Posted By Mups
Where's me bicycle pump . . . . . bend over . . ...

Where's me bicycle pump . . . . . bend over . . :lol:
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