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Forum: General Chat Yesterday, 11:21 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 384
Posted By Primus1
Does anyone remember an experiment that was done...

Does anyone remember an experiment that was done at some hospital, whose name escapes me, where objects were placed high on shelves in operating theatres to test the theory of out of body experiences...
Forum: Pets and Animals Yesterday, 11:10 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 136
Posted By Primus1
Well Iím not a cowboy...but I can make a lass..oo

Well Iím not a cowboy...but I can make a lass..oo
Forum: General Chat Yesterday, 10:38 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 460
Posted By Primus1
Velcro.....thatís a rip off..

Velcro.....thatís a rip off..
Forum: General Chat Yesterday, 07:03 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 460
Posted By Primus1
Good old bl quality

Good old bl quality
Forum: General Chat 24-01-2021, 07:11 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 580
Posted By Primus1
Itís a side effect art of the pf..vis.or vaccine

Itís a side effect art of the pf..vis.or vaccine
Forum: Jokes & Funnies 24-01-2021, 10:59 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 31
Posted By Primus1
The boss

The human body was arguing about who should be in charge
The brain argued that he should be the boss as he did all the thinking and decision making, the heart however, argued that he should be the...
Forum: Jokes & Funnies 24-01-2021, 10:48 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 209
Posted By Primus1
Loved that, LQ, hard to pick a favourite, no5 and...

Loved that, LQ, hard to pick a favourite, no5 and the last one made me lol 😂
Forum: General Chat 24-01-2021, 10:17 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 330
Posted By Primus1
I was reading the other day about a chap who can...

I was reading the other day about a chap who can become inebriated just by eating Victoria sponge cake, I canít remember what the condition is called but apparently his body turns sugar into alcohol...
Forum: General Chat 22-01-2021, 02:01 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 351
Posted By Primus1
Well Iím on at this time cos Iíve got the day...

Well Iím on at this time cos Iíve got the day off, normally Iím on later, but Iíve missed all the excitement by then...
Forum: General Chat 22-01-2021, 09:59 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 289
Posted By Primus1
Morning all Have the day off today as Iíve had...

Morning all
Have the day off today as Iíve had to take my car to the garage,
Thought Iíd have a nice relaxing day but Mrs p has a few jobs lined up for me whilst sheís at work...ho hum...have a...
Forum: General Chat 21-01-2021, 07:03 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 610
Posted By Primus1
2009, being admitted to hospital and having...

2009, being admitted to hospital and having emergency surgery
and nearly not making it

I realised whatís important in life, family, friends, seeing the sunshine, and hearing the breeze through...
Forum: Home & DIY 19-01-2021, 07:57 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 66
Posted By Primus1
Keep your plastic Tupperware on the top shelf of...

Keep your plastic Tupperware on the top shelf of your dishwasher and open your door at the end of the cycle to let the plastic air dry,
Forum: Home & DIY 19-01-2021, 07:37 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 66
Posted By Primus1
Are you using rinse aid carol..?

Are you using rinse aid carol..?
Forum: General Health 19-01-2021, 07:59 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 321
Posted By Primus1
Yes, god forbid we help our fellow man

Yes, god forbid we help our fellow man
Forum: Home & DIY 18-01-2021, 07:19 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 414
Posted By Primus1
Depends on whether you have an existing combi LQ,...

Depends on whether you have an existing combi LQ, that is, do you have a tank in the loft and a hot water cylinder, in which case to alter it will need the pipe work altering, if itís just like for...
Forum: General Chat 17-01-2021, 12:21 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 768
Posted By Primus1
I did buy one thing thatís even more embarrassing...

I did buy one thing thatís even more embarrassing even shameful

The Diane Abbott book of numbers...:shock:
Forum: General Chat 17-01-2021, 11:58 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 768
Posted By Primus1
I didnít say I never looked ( or even took their...

I didnít say I never looked ( or even took their advice) , I think the joke would have been lost for me, I would never get the image out of my head, even now it makes me cringe...
Forum: General Chat 17-01-2021, 11:29 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 768
Posted By Primus1
Ok, here goes Many years ago I was going on a...

Ok, here goes
Many years ago I was going on a stag do, a few of us decided to buy the lucky chap some gifts,,,,, I , for some reason , decided to buy , the joy of sex magazine, ! I was only about...
Forum: General Chat 17-01-2021, 11:15 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 768
Posted By Primus1
Pauline, I do have an incident involving a...

Pauline, I do have an incident involving a purchase from many years ago but I canít tell, itís soooo embarrassing :blush::blush:
Forum: Jokes & Funnies 17-01-2021, 10:59 AM
Replies: 138
Views: 5,840
Posted By Primus1
Smoking will kill you....bacon will kill...

Smoking will kill you....bacon will kill you...and yet, smoking bacon will cure it...
Forum: Jokes & Funnies 17-01-2021, 10:56 AM
Replies: 138
Views: 5,840
Posted By Primus1
I canít believe I got fired from the calendar...

I canít believe I got fired from the calendar factory, all I did was take a day off

A man knocked on my door and asked for a small contribution for the local swimming pool......I gave him a glass...
Forum: General Chat 17-01-2021, 10:22 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 755
Posted By Primus1
Thatís why I achieved nothing....I only have one...

Thatís why I achieved nothing....I only have one of those...
Forum: General Chat 16-01-2021, 12:04 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 253
Posted By Primus1
When we moved here 30 odd years ago, the bathroom...

When we moved here 30 odd years ago, the bathroom suite was yellow...we had it ripped out to put in a brand new suite in.....pink,,!!, we had that for years until I fitted a new suite in white, we...
Forum: General Chat 16-01-2021, 11:42 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 696
Posted By Primus1
Iím going to self isolate

Iím going to self isolate
Forum: General Chat 15-01-2021, 07:08 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 632
Posted By Primus1
Yes swims, nothing like jumping out of bed, sword...

Yes swims, nothing like jumping out of bed, sword in hand, ready for anything

what.??:027:
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