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Forum: General Chat Today, 10:29 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 50
Posted By realspeed
no problem just go and say " you've pulled,...

no problem just go and say " you've pulled, your place or mine". Then wait for the face slap
Forum: General Chat Today, 08:18 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 231
Posted By realspeed
got 14 twin packs of loo rolls in reserve from...

got 14 twin packs of loo rolls in reserve from last shortage time
Forum: General Health Yesterday, 06:00 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 225
Posted By realspeed
Earwego another reason unknown

Earwego another reason unknown
Forum: General Chat Yesterday, 09:16 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 623
Posted By realspeed
at least it is going somewhere and not lost.

at least it is going somewhere and not lost.
Forum: Finance & Banking Yesterday, 09:13 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 250
Posted By realspeed
you do better with premium bonds than zero bank...

you do better with premium bonds than zero bank interest
Forum: General Chat 24-09-2020, 11:05 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 273
Posted By realspeed
No "norty steps" just a clip around the ear or...

No "norty steps" just a clip around the ear or the cane at the dinner table a couple of times I remember
Forum: General Health 24-09-2020, 11:03 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 93
Posted By realspeed
great news you deserve it. Anything to save...

great news you deserve it. Anything to save worry and stress must help health wise
Forum: Photos and Art 24-09-2020, 10:44 PM
Replies: 932
Views: 24,203
Posted By realspeed
seeing them reminds me of the 5* hotel long...

seeing them reminds me of the 5* hotel long entrance drive in Tunisia we went for our honeymoon. ones side had lemon trees and orange trees on the other. How we could afford it is another story
Forum: General Chat 24-09-2020, 09:56 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 623
Posted By realspeed
I don't have a front gate. The end of the cal de...

I don't have a front gate. The end of the cal de sac leads straight onto a three way shared drive with each house having their own drive from it. dead posh it sounds don't it? the photo gives some...
Forum: Jokes & Funnies 24-09-2020, 09:53 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 41
Posted By realspeed
how to stay dry in the wet

Tap on the head - wear a leak in the button hole and wear drain pipe trousers
Forum: Jokes & Funnies 24-09-2020, 09:50 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 46
Posted By realspeed
on the stairs

Sue and |i got invited some time ago to a fancy dress party in a friends house . As we walked in to the hall there was this girl stark naked on the stairs hitting herself

I asked her if she knew...
Forum: Jokes & Funnies 24-09-2020, 09:45 PM
Replies: 101
Views: 3,843
Posted By realspeed
A whale saw a submarine fire a torpedo and...

A whale saw a submarine fire a torpedo and thought the submarine had given birth
Forum: Jokes & Funnies 24-09-2020, 09:43 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 35
Posted By realspeed
lost ball in golf

George was standing at the first hole tee watching other play off.
His pal John came up and asked why he wasn't playing.

George " I am loosing too many golf balls ,I keep slicing the shot and I...
Forum: Home & DIY 24-09-2020, 09:32 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 205
Posted By realspeed
thinking on it that won't get hit carrying a...

thinking on it that won't get hit carrying a tall object like a pair of steps and they do light in the top bench shelf
Forum: General Chat 24-09-2020, 09:29 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 623
Posted By realspeed
you lost me? how can I put a number on a parcel I...

you lost me? how can I put a number on a parcel I am getting. The company sending already have it
Forum: Jokes & Funnies 24-09-2020, 09:27 PM
Replies: 101
Views: 3,843
Posted By realspeed
Had to wake Sue up last night to give her the...

Had to wake Sue up last night to give her the sleeping pills she forgot to take
Forum: General Chat 24-09-2020, 09:22 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 623
Posted By realspeed
it is not my number on the house the problem is...

it is not my number on the house the problem is they can't read the number on the parcel properly
Forum: Jokes & Funnies 24-09-2020, 09:20 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 40
Posted By realspeed
racing home

I raced home today and ripped off my wifes knickers, they were killing me
Forum: Jokes & Funnies 24-09-2020, 09:05 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 40
Posted By realspeed
golf play stopped

Three men playing golf. At the first tee the last man was about to take his shot when he stopped and removed his hat as a funeral procession went past.
The other two players admired him for doing...
Forum: Jokes & Funnies 24-09-2020, 09:01 PM
Replies: 101
Views: 3,843
Posted By realspeed
Sue said that when I die she will dance on my...

Sue said that when I die she will dance on my grave.
I want to be buried at sea
Forum: Home & DIY 24-09-2020, 08:54 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 205
Posted By realspeed
https://i.imgur.com/QIw6hAb.jpg roll on

https://i.imgur.com/QIw6hAb.jpg

roll on
Forum: General Chat 24-09-2020, 08:16 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 623
Posted By realspeed
i There is one for the back garden

i
There is one for the back garden
Forum: General Chat 24-09-2020, 06:32 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 623
Posted By realspeed
DHL, UPS and other delivery companies managed...

DHL, UPS and other delivery companies managed ok , royal mail can't
Forum: General Chat 24-09-2020, 05:40 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 623
Posted By realspeed
what gate don't have one

what gate don't have one
Forum: General Chat 24-09-2020, 04:31 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 490
Posted By realspeed
Our neighbours would not even consider it .we...

Our neighbours would not even consider it .we have the lowest corvid reported cases of any county in England
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