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Forum: Jokes & Funnies 16-07-2021, 07:49 PM
Replies: 316
Views: 35,241
Posted By effingpot
Science jokes make me numb. But maths jokes...

Science jokes make me numb.
But maths jokes make me number! :-)
Forum: Jokes & Funnies 16-07-2021, 06:08 PM
Replies: 316
Views: 35,241
Posted By effingpot
Would you go to someone's funeral if they didn't...

Would you go to someone's funeral if they didn't go to yours? :-)
Forum: Jokes & Funnies 16-07-2021, 06:07 PM
Replies: 2,458
Views: 306,637
Posted By effingpot
Yep that'll do! :-) ...

Yep that'll do! :-)

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Forum: Jokes & Funnies 16-07-2021, 10:39 AM
Replies: 316
Views: 35,241
Posted By effingpot
Here's a question for all the mind readers out...

Here's a question for all the mind readers out there ...
Forum: Jokes & Funnies 16-07-2021, 10:38 AM
Replies: 316
Views: 35,241
Posted By effingpot
I read a survey that said 82% of people like...

I read a survey that said 82% of people like being cuddled…
Judging by the reaction on the train this morning I would say it's less than 1%! :-)
Forum: Jokes & Funnies 02-07-2021, 06:21 PM
Replies: 2,458
Views: 306,637
Posted By effingpot
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Forum: Jokes & Funnies 25-06-2021, 07:37 PM
Replies: 316
Views: 35,241
Posted By effingpot
The kids are upset that I put ginger in tonight's...

The kids are upset that I put ginger in tonight's curry!
They loved that cat! :-)
Forum: Jokes & Funnies 14-06-2021, 06:53 PM
Replies: 316
Views: 35,241
Posted By effingpot
Autocorrect has become my worst enema! :-)

Autocorrect has become my worst enema! :-)
Forum: Jokes & Funnies 16-05-2021, 02:45 PM
Replies: 316
Views: 35,241
Posted By effingpot
This guy in Tesco just threw cream in my face. ...

This guy in Tesco just threw cream in my face.
How dairy! :-)
Forum: Jokes & Funnies 16-05-2021, 02:44 PM
Replies: 316
Views: 35,241
Posted By effingpot
I'm never getting dressed whilst listening to old...

I'm never getting dressed whilst listening to old Disney songs again!
I just zippered me do-dah! :-)
Forum: Jokes & Funnies 15-05-2021, 06:13 PM
Replies: 316
Views: 35,241
Posted By effingpot
A man walks into a bar with a newt on his...

A man walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder.

He says “A pint for me and a pint for Tiny.”

“Why do you call him tiny?”

“Because he's my newt...”
Forum: Jokes & Funnies 15-05-2021, 06:11 PM
Replies: 316
Views: 35,241
Posted By effingpot
When I was young, we were so poor we had to eat...

When I was young, we were so poor we had to eat 'Normal-K' for breakfast...
Forum: Jokes & Funnies 10-05-2021, 04:34 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,514
Posted By effingpot
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Forum: Jokes & Funnies 10-05-2021, 04:33 PM
Replies: 316
Views: 35,241
Posted By effingpot
Sometimes I use words I don't understand so that...

Sometimes I use words I don't understand so that I sound more photosynthesis! :-)
Forum: Jokes & Funnies 04-05-2021, 10:21 AM
Replies: 316
Views: 35,241
Posted By effingpot
How many pedantic grammar police does it take to...

How many pedantic grammar police does it take to change a lightbulb?

Too! :-)
Forum: Jokes & Funnies 01-05-2021, 06:40 PM
Replies: 316
Views: 35,241
Posted By effingpot
If a Medium can communicate with the dead ..... ...

If a Medium can communicate with the dead .....
just imagine what a Large could do! :-)
Forum: Jokes & Funnies 30-04-2021, 06:38 PM
Replies: 316
Views: 35,241
Posted By effingpot
I saw a microbiologist today. He was much...

I saw a microbiologist today.
He was much bigger than I expected! :-)
Forum: Jokes & Funnies 30-04-2021, 03:55 PM
Replies: 2,458
Views: 306,637
Posted By effingpot
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Forum: Jokes & Funnies 23-04-2021, 07:12 PM
Replies: 316
Views: 35,241
Posted By effingpot
Good point! :-)

Good point! :-)
Forum: Jokes & Funnies 21-04-2021, 07:14 PM
Replies: 316
Views: 35,241
Posted By effingpot
First rule of The Thesaurus Club: You don't talk,...

First rule of The Thesaurus Club: You don't talk, discuss, converse, speak, chat, confer, deliberate, gab or gossip about The Thesaurus Club! ��
Forum: Technology 06-04-2021, 04:42 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 9,651
Posted By effingpot
I have a huge music collection on my PC and via a...

I have a huge music collection on my PC and via a thing called PLEX I can have Alexa play my music on ONE device only. It's "OK" but if anyone comes across a better solution I'm keen to know if there...
Forum: Jokes & Funnies 04-04-2021, 12:47 PM
Replies: 316
Views: 35,241
Posted By effingpot
My friend texted me to say I'm very...

My friend texted me to say I'm very condescending.
To be honest I was surprised he could even spell it .... :-)
Forum: Jokes & Funnies 03-04-2021, 12:40 PM
Replies: 316
Views: 35,241
Posted By effingpot
I like multi-tasking in the kitchen. Like cooking...

I like multi-tasking in the kitchen. Like cooking a steak and testing the fire alarm at the same time! :-)
Forum: Jokes & Funnies 03-04-2021, 12:37 PM
Replies: 2,458
Views: 306,637
Posted By effingpot
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Forum: Jokes & Funnies 03-04-2021, 12:16 PM
Replies: 249
Views: 41,212
Posted By effingpot
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