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Forum: Games & Quizzes! Yesterday, 03:37 PM
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Posted By Mups
An ambulance had to be called And off the...

An ambulance had to be called
And off the floor he was hauled
Forum: Games & Quizzes! Yesterday, 03:24 PM
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Posted By Mups
O-oh, I just caught a fleeting glance of the...

O-oh, I just caught a fleeting glance of the Yorkie tip-toeing up the path . . .

Quick, fetch the dogs someone.
Forum: Pets and Animals Yesterday, 03:05 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 139
Posted By Mups
Even that's illegal Muddy. Puppies cannot leave...

Even that's illegal Muddy.
Puppies cannot leave home until they are eight weeks and microchipped, so I would ask them how come they got him at six weeks?
The breeder wants reporting.

I do worry...
Forum: Games & Quizzes! Yesterday, 01:50 PM
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Posted By Mups
It's a good afternoon from me now ladies. I...

It's a good afternoon from me now ladies.

I see it is reasonably quiet and sensible in here this fine sunny morning, which is obviously because we are not inundated with those male specimens...
Forum: Games & Quizzes! Yesterday, 01:47 PM
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Posted By Mups
A young girl came to his aid Luckily, a big...

A young girl came to his aid
Luckily, a big strong milkmaid
She helped Ted to his feet
He was white as a sheet
Forum: General Chat Yesterday, 01:37 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 220
Posted By Mups
They've had the traffic light system at my local...

They've had the traffic light system at my local Pharmacy for some time now.
Forum: General Chat Yesterday, 01:35 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 241
Posted By Mups
I am not a jewellery person. The only thing I...

I am not a jewellery person.
The only thing I wear permanently is a cross and chain round my neck.
I've never had my ears pierced - or anything else - and probably never will.
Forum: Pets and Animals Yesterday, 01:27 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 139
Posted By Mups
Absolutely, Muddy, I've said the same several...

Absolutely, Muddy, I've said the same several times.

While they are waffling and scratching their heads and wondering whether to change the law, these crimes are accelerating daily.
The law...
Forum: Pets and Animals Yesterday, 12:59 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 139
Posted By Mups
Was this the Lady GaGa news about her French...

Was this the Lady GaGa news about her French Bulldogs, Cinders?

I saw her dog walker was shot and her two dogs stolen.
Last I heard she had put up something like half a million dollars reward I...
Forum: General Chat Yesterday, 12:47 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 211
Posted By Mups
And a belated Happy Birthday from me too, CC. ...

And a belated Happy Birthday from me too, CC.
Hope you enjoyed your day. :-)
Forum: Food & Drink Yesterday, 12:44 AM
Replies: 56
Views: 2,244
Posted By Mups
Me neither, Mags.

Me neither, Mags.
Forum: Games & Quizzes! Yesterday, 12:22 AM
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Posted By Mups
I thought exactly the same, Tabby. They are...

I thought exactly the same, Tabby.
They are like the aphids on my plants in summer, every time you look, there are more of the blighters.

I will leave a note to myself to remind me to have a...
Forum: Games & Quizzes! 27-02-2021, 02:47 PM
Replies: 4,728
Views: 65,391
Posted By Mups
Now Flo said he must sort it out Or tie a knot...

Now Flo said he must sort it out
Or tie a knot in your water `spout`
As she would not be wed
And have a wet bed
Forum: General Chat 27-02-2021, 02:19 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 421
Posted By Mups
I think a woman on her own might have a screw...

I think a woman on her own might have a screw loose to go our walking in the streets on her own in the early hours, unless it was an emergency.

I certainly wouldn't feel safe, and would feel very...
Forum: General Chat 27-02-2021, 02:16 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 229
Posted By Mups
Mine are getting that big they would probably...

Mine are getting that big they would probably look like a cape over me head.

https://yoursmiles.org/msmile/fun/m0168.gif
Forum: Games & Quizzes! 27-02-2021, 09:15 AM
Replies: 34,503
Views: 662,659
Posted By Mups
We've noticed - unfortunately. :-D

We've noticed - unfortunately. :-D
Forum: Games & Quizzes! 27-02-2021, 09:05 AM
Replies: 34,503
Views: 662,659
Posted By Mups
I must say, I actually met a very nice young,...

I must say, I actually met a very nice young, efficient, and pleasant man yesterday. Restored my faith in mankind he did.

Fourty mins after I phoned for help, he arrived. How many of you shower...
Forum: Games & Quizzes! 27-02-2021, 08:54 AM
Replies: 34,503
Views: 662,659
Posted By Mups
I really must nip such vulgarity in the bed,...

I really must nip such vulgarity in the bed, chaps.
Mens toilet humour has no place in the presence of well bred ladies such as you will find here.
Now 'oppit, and go find something useful to do.
Forum: General Chat 27-02-2021, 08:48 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 127
Posted By Mups
Good morning all. A bright and crisp one again,...

Good morning all.
A bright and crisp one again, looks like a lovely day to come, so I can hopefully get on with some gardening. I had one of those days yesterday where nothing went according to...
Forum: Games & Quizzes! 27-02-2021, 08:30 AM
Replies: 4,728
Views: 65,391
Posted By Mups
There was an old road sweeper called Ted Who...

There was an old road sweeper called Ted
Who couldn't stop wetting the bed
So he slept in the bath
And sometimes the hearth
Till he met Flo and wanted to get wed.




Now Flo said he must...
Forum: Games & Quizzes! 27-02-2021, 08:25 AM
Replies: 34,503
Views: 662,659
Posted By Mups
Whatever are you men waffling on about this time...

Whatever are you men waffling on about this time of the morning ey?
Such nonsense. I can only assume you are hungover from last night.

Now do 'oppit. Go home and either go back to bed or drink...
Forum: Games & Quizzes! 26-02-2021, 04:29 PM
Replies: 34,503
Views: 662,659
Posted By Mups
https://yoursmiles.org/tsmile/rest/t4110.gif ...

https://yoursmiles.org/tsmile/rest/t4110.gif

Just checking.

Aah, that's much better. Peace at last.
Forum: Games & Quizzes! 26-02-2021, 04:27 PM
Replies: 4,728
Views: 65,391
Posted By Mups
yelled "Who the hell let you in?" Then I saw he...

yelled "Who the hell let you in?"
Then I saw he also had a twin
"Oh no, there's not two!"
"So which one are you?
We'll tell you, now you've let us in.
Forum: General Health 26-02-2021, 04:18 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 197
Posted By Mups
Those were my thoughts exactly, Meg. I can...

Those were my thoughts exactly, Meg.

I can understand some women not wanting to have this procedure, it's not my idea of a fun day out either, but I can't help but doubt the accuracy of a DIY...
Forum: Pets and Animals 26-02-2021, 02:57 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 161
Posted By Mups
Like I said, if people had the sense to refuse...

Like I said, if people had the sense to refuse to buy these pups, the practice would stop when they couldn't get rid of them.
So in that way, the buyers are as bad as the breeders.
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